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Banned for having waterlillies without a frog
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Active Ink Slinger
Banned because I woke up
Active Ink Slinger
Banned because you woke up, yes, you too Ginger
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Active Ink Slinger
Banned for being a Justin Bieber fan club president
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
Active Ink Slinger
Banned for not admitting that he is a belieber too
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Active Ink Slinger
Banned for banning one being a belieber
Active Ink Slinger
Banned for unspoilable wishing
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Active Ink Slinger
Banned for Beiberism his new religion and being a belieber
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
Active Ink Slinger
Banned for being a brilliant writer. And for wearing mismatched socks. (There - that ought to do it)
Hi Shotgun!
Hi Shotgun!
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Banned for.. uhm... heck, banned because I want to ban someone and you're in exactly the right spot
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Active Ink Slinger
Banned for indecisiveness.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
Active Ink Slinger
Banned for not winking at me
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Active Ink Slinger
banned for polishing his head with turtle wax
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
Advanced Wordsmith
Banned for not having a flower garden
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Banned for stealing my pink tulips
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Active Ink Slinger
banned for not cleaning his mustache
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
Active Ink Slinger
Banned for being way too close to my mustache
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Active Ink Slinger
Banned because a mustache thread discriminates against women. The ones without mustaches, anyway! 
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banned for not wearing socks
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
Active Ink Slinger
Banned for knowing I was not wearing socks.
Active Ink Slinger
Banned for his terrible attempts at whistling
Active Ink Slinger
Banned for offending the birds...