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banned for making such a racket with his violin
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Banned for thinking Vivaldi's Four Seasons is a pizza topping
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Banned for trying to convince Alan, that quatro stagioni is a masterpiece by Botticelli
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Banned because now I want pizza for breakfast. Where is Kiera when you need her, anyway?
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Banned for not having pizza for breakfast. mmmmm
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banned for promising everyone pizza and not delivering
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Banned for posting so many good songs to listen to.
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Banned for trying to sing along with those songs
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Banned for not singing with us.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
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Banned for singing showtunes instead of sea shanties.
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Quote by Nox
Banned for singing showtunes instead of sea shanties.
Oh come on... it was The Pirates of Penzance; that should count as a shanty.
Banned for banning old sailors that lost their ships.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
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Nice.
Banned for wrapping Davey Jones's Locker
Banned for wrapping Davey Jones's Locker
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Banned for not having sufficiently recovered from the collective recoil
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banned for not carrying an old battered attache case instead of a purse
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Banned because that made me smile
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banned because like avatar he has to leap everywhere
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Banned because I get my next badge at 500 posts! 
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banned for considering badges
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Banned for poaching badgers
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Banned for poaching eggs.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
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banned for not smoking a corn cob pipe
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Banned for sitting on the tracks
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Quote by Shotgun011
banned for not smoking a corn cob pipe
Damn it! The doctor made me quit. I told him it would cause me trouble.
Banned because at the bottom of all her posts she spelled dog backwards.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
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Banned for always bringing a Spinach dish to social gatherings.
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
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Banned for having unpolished brass buttons on his uniform