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paulus
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Banned for banning Andy before I had the chance
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Guest
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banned for banning Ginger when it was her turn to ban...
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for being unauthorized
paulus
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Quote by Ajax
for being unauthorized



Banned because I am authorized to do that
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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banned for exceeding your authority...
paulus
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Banned for your eagerness to ban people on fabricated grounds
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
ginger86
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ban paul for banning me for banning authorised before he had a chance to ban him
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Banned for baffling a bemused banner because baffled banning became bothersome.
rolandlytle
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Banned... just because.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
ginger86
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banned for not having a reason to ban andy.... that's my job
paulus
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Banned for stealing my job
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
rolandlytle
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Banned for being too nice to have that job.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
paulus
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Banned for letting the ship sail without him
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
rolandlytle
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Banned for letting the ship sail without him


In all my years in the navy I would never let the ship leave without me. My wife made me go early every time because she did not want to be stuck with me.


Banned for international espionage.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
paulus
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Quote by paulus
Banned for letting the ship sail without him


In all my years in the navy I would never let the ship leave without me. My wife made me go early every time because she did not want to be stuck with me.


Banned for international espionage.
In all my years with the Dutch Defense Department, I never even dreamed of spying



Banned for false accusations
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
TaliaRussell
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Banned because I am confused.
ginger86
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banned or being confused

hi sexy
paulus
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Quote by TaliaRussell
Banned because I am confused.
and what confuses you so?


Oh, and ginger, you're banned because ... Uhm.... Crocodile!
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
ginger86
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banned for not leaving a ban

(Mod note: This refers to a deleted post.)
paulus
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Banned for being tinkerbelle
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
TaliaRussell
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Banned for spelling "Tinkerbell" wrong


paulus
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Banned for being better at spelling names
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
TaliaRussell
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Banned because I can't disagree!
paulus
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Banned because .... Uhm... You're nice?
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
rolandlytle
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Banned because it is Monday and I am not happy about it.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
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Quote by rolandlytle
Banned because it is Monday and I am not happy about it.


Banned because you should have banned Mondays.
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Good one, Miss Gypsy...

Banned for.. ummm... being more skilled at writing dialogue stories than I.


Thanks!

Banned for enrolling in but not showing up for my dialogue writing classes.
nekala20
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Banned for attending to many dialogue writing classes.