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banned for assuming I need supervision
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Banned for using big words I do not understand.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
Banned for not understanding big words
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Banned because I found this placard
Ban Wren for not giving me an Easter egg.

Hi Wren
Banned for wanting too many Easter eggs

Hi Kiera
banned for refusing easter eggs to the needy
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Nabbed, because I am looking in a mirror . . .
banned for looking so beautiful in mirror
Banned for being beautiful, herself
Banned because you are both so right.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
Banned for impersonating Pop-eye
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Banned for walking in dangerous places
banned for not all joining the SS band 'The Banned Band'
Banned because he is obviously under the minimum age, just look at his picture.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
Banned for waving his fist
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
banned for being pissed at a missed waved fist
banned for knocking over table


banned for assuming I'm a fat middle-aged slob... only two of those statements are true!
Quote by ginger86
banned for knocking over table



Hilarious!

Andy, you're banned for claiming to be better looking than the guy in this gif
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Banned for definitely NOT being so...
banned for being hilarious
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
banned for quoting me above
banned for not allowing me to quote a good joke
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
I forget why, but banned anyway.
banned for simulating amnesia
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
banned for forgetting that you have amnesia
Banned for being so confused, that you think I have amnesia
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
banned for confusing your confusion as my confusion when the only confusion is the confusion that has got you all confused.
banned for making my head spin with that last post