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Banned, because banners are not allowed
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Banned for being a banner banner!
Banned for banning a banner banner
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Banned for trying to be a smarter smart-ass than me
Banned because my cotton candy was not sweet enough
Banned for not needing to be any sweeter than you already are
Quote by TaliaRussell
Banned because my cotton candy was not sweet enough


Now how am I supposed to ban you?


Banned because it is a compliment to be banned.
Banned for not wanting to be complimented
Banned for banning sweetness
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
banned for making scurrilous and unprovable accusations
Quote by authorised1960


banned for making scurrilous and unprovable accusations

Well it's easy to prove you've banned Talia. I don't have to prove she is sweet, do I?

Banned for implying, Talia is not sweet
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
definitely banned for implying that I implied something that was not implied...
Banned for... Uhm. .... What the heck, you're just banned because.....
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Banned for not having a legit reason to ban someone.
Banned for assuming you are allowed to be a smart-ass
ban him for that "thank god i'm not ginger" comment
Banned for microwaving marshmallow peeps


Quote by TaliaRussell
Banned for microwaving marshmallow peeps



Looks very edible

Banned for banning a creative cook
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
banned for 'cooking up' a reason to ban the previous banner.
Quote by authorised1960


banned for 'cooking up' a reason to ban the previous banner.


Exactly! Banned for the same reason
banned for gross unoriginality
banned for pretending to be smarter than me
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
banned for knowing that I AM smarter than you... and refusing to accept that fact
Banned for pretending to know my knowledge
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
banned for unlicensed banning...
Banned because he is spoiled.
Banned for threatening us with a stick
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Banned for calling a sheppard's crook a stick.
Banned for holding a shepherd's crook in such a way, that the hook isn't clearly visible, thus creating the illusion of a stick
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
banned for unsupervised pedantry