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Banned for needing a litterbox
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
banned for hiding his litter box

lol

Banned for making his litter box smell soooo good
Banned for being so sweet and having a lovely smile
Banned for banning the delectable Miss T for being gorgeous...
Ban for acting as Ms. T bodyguard
Banned for multiple charges
1) Making everyone laugh
2) Reading ghost stories
3) thinking the cat avatar as Garfield
4) banning the all ready banned person
the list goes one.........
Ban for many things:

1. Sucking on a binky
2. Trying to beat up Mr. T
3. For trying to steal my litter box
4. And....
Banned for consistently banning without due care and consideration of the thoughts, idea, feelings, dreams, hopes, wishes, aspirations, achievements, mistakes, and favourable interactions of others.
Banned for stealing my Garfield pj's
Banned for spending more time in this thread than I do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Banned for stealing my teddy bear
Banned!

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Banned for being a ghostwriter to my ghostreader
Banned for spreading your ghostreader to thin.
Banned for say "My, precious" to her flower :P
banned for being a pain in the butt!
Banned for being "the" butt to "my" pain
banned again and again and again and again and again....
banned for not paying your taxes.
Banned for letting the dog lick everyone
banned for wanting more than you're entitled to and for taking more than you deserve...
Banned for being a lady's killer
Banned for dressing up a cat
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Banned for thinking that fireworks are candles
Banned for not going and seeing the fireworks.
Banned for taking his kitty fireworks
Banned for dancing and not finishing your story.
Banned for making me dance for you