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Banned for removing Ozzy as his avatar
Banned for wanting Ozzy back

(who's Ozzy, anyway?)
Banned for not knowing who Ozzy is
(Ozzy is Andys dog)
banned for being a......


Hey, so is my son! Banned for not liking bearded dragons
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Quote by JWren
Banned for wanting Ozzy back

(who's Ozzy, anyway?)


Banned for ever and always for not knowing that Ozzy is my wonderful companion:

Banned for not telling me about Ozzy much earlier
just plain banned
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Banned for banning without proper cause
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Banned for being the self-appointed arbiter of what constitutes good cause or not on a thread about pointless banning...
banned for being long winded in his banning
banned by me for last time
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
For the last time SG? You're not leaving are you? Well... actually.... you are.... from the end of the line
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Banned for obsessional banning of the same member... Oh, that includes me, Kiera, Ginger, Talia, Larry...



Bugger!
Ban myself for using the word 'bugger' in a previous post.

Oh, bugger, now I've gone and done it again!

Ban myself again...
Banned for being a flower child of the wild west show thinking it was 1960/70s
Banned for knocking out a tiger in a K1 fight
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Banned for taking over Old Father Time job
Banned for taking your time whilst "on the job"...
Banned for looking for women cloths for his "Mother" when it was really for his girlfriend :P
Banned for "thinking" outside the box
Banned for being soooo cute
Banned for having the temerity to ban the lovely, beautiful, wonderful, charming, delicious, delectable, desirable, huggable, fantastic, fabulous, funny, frivolous, perky, pretty Miss T. How dare you!










£25.00 a superlative, right, Talia?
Banned for tying up Talia kitty and made her think that he's her kitty
Banned for... well, you know... for... Look, do I have to spell it out?
Ban for training kittens to take out puppy on street corners from afar
Gentlemen, please don't fight - I have plenty of charm for everyone.

Ghostreader: banned for not training his hose
Banned for being so unspeakably lovely!

Hi Talia! 😘
Banned for being a lady killer
Banned for wearing orange.