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Banned for confusing my poor brain
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
banned for being the inspiration of Right Said Fred's song: I'm Too Sexy
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Banned for making me smile too big
Banned, because I can't find a good reason to ban you
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Banned for being a wimp and not banning the lovely Miss T when you really know you ought to even if it's someone you really, really like, like...

Oh yeah, and 'Hi!'
banned for leaving
Banned for banning my friend, even though he called me a wimp
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
I wanted to ban Andy for leaving! Andy, post again so I can ban you. Paul, you are banned for not finding a reason to ban me (fingers crossed behind my back)
ban talia because she has been banned by everyone on ss and doggone it, she's still here trying to steal my spot at the end of the line


hi talia
banned because I feel surrounded
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
banned because you are surrounded........Paul, you do realize that once you get on the bad side of Talia, KK, and ginger, they will take you down, right? ;) Just words of warning
banned for drinking mocha regularly
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Banned for prefering lonesome locations



Quote by SweetKing126
banned because you are surrounded........Paul, you do realize that once you get on the bad side of Talia, KK, and ginger, they will take you down, right? ;) Just words of warning
Thanks SK, I am fully aware of that. That's why I always try to treat them like the ladies they are.
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
banned for grinning about nothing
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
banned for nothing and grinning...
Banned because he is in position to be banned
Banned for adopting a really uncomfortable-looking position...
Banned for disappearing. Ha! I got to say it! Hi Andy - will you stay?
Banned for looking so stunning
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
banned for wearing same shirt for weeks
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Banned because he keeps walking away
Banned for a jetpack in his backpack.
banned for tripping the light fantastic under the serious moonlight gracefully
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Banned for making reference to a David Bowie song without due care and attention
Banned for not being authorized.
Banned, because you still haven't rescued that poor dog from that coffee cup
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Banned for not enlisting the help of International Rescue to save that poor doggy from a coffee-laced death...
Banned for being a piece of U/A (Un- Authorized) gear
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Banned for being a member of a banned band...