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Banned for not having a flashlight
Banned for wearing bright red lipstick in broad daylight
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Banned for not appreciating Talia's great beauty in the wearing of red lipstick
Banned for claiming the lipstick was the thing that made the beauty
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
banned for wearing blue eye shadow
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Banned for changing the subject when they were talking about ME!!
Banned for distracting all the guys
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
banned for wearing high heels
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Quote by TaliaRussell
Banned for changing the subject when they were talking about ME!!


Nope was mentioning Paulus' favorite eye shadow
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Banned because you're there to be banned...
banned for performing a split in mid-air
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Banned for criticizing flexibility
banned for being stylish
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
banned for doing 65 on an exercise bike
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Banned for being a shadow in the moon and making people nervous.
Banned for making camels laugh.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
Banned for ordering his Superdawg with ketchup.
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
Banned for spying on Roland's eating preferences
banned for reason he's handy
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Banned... for the appalling grammar in his profile, so different to that in his writing.
Banned for being a grammer nazi lol xo
Lmao! Banned for giving me such credit! (Grammar nazi, I am not, but I can recognise bad grammar!)

Hello Lovely!
Banned for openly not being pc
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Quote by AriesDragon
Lmao! Banned for giving me such credit! (Grammar nazi, I am not, but I can recognise bad grammar!)

Hello Lovely!


LOL Hello Aries, I am still laughing over your nice moon post i cracked up.


Banning paul for flicking petit pois at homeless people whilst eating chocolate gateux while they starve.
Quote by Kiera
Quote by AriesDragon
Lmao! Banned for giving me such credit! (Grammar nazi, I am not, but I can recognise bad grammar!)

Hello Lovely!


LOL Hello Aries, I am still laughing over your nice moon post i cracked up.


Banning paul for flicking petit pois at homeless people whilst eating chocolate gateux while they starve.

hey, I'm not that mean, I gave them a brussels sprout each, while I munched my ferrero rocher


Banned for thinking I'm mean
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Quote by paulus
Quote by Kiera
Quote by AriesDragon
Lmao! Banned for giving me such credit! (Grammar nazi, I am not, but I can recognise bad grammar!)

Hello Lovely!


LOL Hello Aries, I am still laughing over your nice moon post i cracked up.


Banning paul for flicking petit pois at homeless people whilst eating chocolate gateux while they starve.

hey, I'm not that mean, I gave them a brussels sprout each, while I munched my ferrero rocher


Banned for thinking I'm mean


Banned for not sharing his Ferrero rocher with me and Aries.
ban my kk for not including me in on the ferrero. uhhhh what's a ferrero?
Quote by ginger86
ban my kk for not including me in on the ferrero. uhhhh what's a ferrero?


Banned for not knowing what forrero Rocher is..