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rolandlytle
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Banned for avoiding clearance sales because she dislikes shrinkable items.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
ginger86
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banned or not liking spinach
snoop
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banned for spreading rumors about how picky I am about food.
paulus
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Banned for actually being picky about food
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Shotgun011
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Banned for a variety of reasons and General Purpose
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
paulus
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Banned for a variety of reasons and General Purpose

Shotgun, before I ban you, I want to explain my blunt reaction in the say something funny thread. I believe this site has a more than fair share of members with things on their minds. Emotional, relational and psychological problems, sometimes openly shared, but more often hidden between the lines of published work. I would not be surprised, if at least for some of them, alcohol plays a major role in their life because of that. If even one of them would believe what you said about sterno and poisoned him- or herself as a result, it would not only be tragic, but if you ever found out about it, it would forever be a burden on your consciense. Neither of those two possibilities appealed to me, therefore I spoke. In retrospect, I could have been a bit less harsh and for that, I apologize.


Oops, almost forgot: banned for messing with my booze
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
ginger86
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banned for messing with my booze which he thought was his booze but was really my booze
JWren
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Banned for letting Paul near your booze
paulus
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Banned for conspiring with Ginger to keep me away from my booze
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
rolandlytle
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Since you were banned for your booze, I will ban you for being ban-boozdled.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
Guest
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Banned for winking at the wrong people!
paulus
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Banned for having a rose in your hair without a license
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
rolandlytle
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Banned for winking at the wrong people!


There is no such thing as a person that should not be winked at, especially a lady. (no Paul, I know you are not a lady)


Banned for picking on people with roses.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
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Banned for winking at the wrong people!


There is no such thing as a person that should not be winked at, especially a lady. (no Paul, I know you are not a lady)


Banned for picking on people with roses.
I can behave very ladylike... but the stubble on my chin never fails to give my gender away


Banned for only wanting to wink at lovely ladies
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
TaliaRussell
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Banned for not shaving closely enough.
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Banned for having a ugly mug and stuck-out tongue


How do you know I have...oops...did have my tongue stuck out?



Banned for getting inside my head...scary, isnt it?
TaliaRussell
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Banned for making me scroll back to April 26. And for not having an "EXIT" sign on the inside of your head!
JWren
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Banned for seeking an Exit sign
Kiera
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Banned for disliking penguins

Hey Wren
SweetKing126
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Banned for making me scroll back to April 26. And for not having an "EXIT" sign on the inside of your head!



There you are bonking around in the darkness of my head again....it is that GREEN sign over there !!!


KK, banned cos you are too darn cute *kisses your cheek*
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Banned for saying "bonk"
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Banned for a variety of reasons and General Purpose

Shotgun, before I ban you, I want to explain my blunt reaction in the say something funny thread. I believe this site has a more than fair share of members with things on their minds. Emotional, relational and psychological problems, sometimes openly shared, but more often hidden between the lines of published work. I would not be surprised, if at least for some of them, alcohol plays a major role in their life because of that. If even one of them would believe what you said about sterno and poisoned him- or herself as a result, it would not only be tragic, but if you ever found out about it, it would forever be a burden on your consciense. Neither of those two possibilities appealed to me, therefore I spoke. In retrospect, I could have been a bit less harsh and for that, I apologize.


Oops, almost forgot: banned for messing with my booze


And this is one of the reasons we block people Paulus

Talia banned for no reason other than I'm tired
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
paulus
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Banned for a variety of reasons and General Purpose

Shotgun, before I ban you, I want to explain my blunt reaction in the say something funny thread. I believe this site has a more than fair share of members with things on their minds. Emotional, relational and psychological problems, sometimes openly shared, but more often hidden between the lines of published work. I would not be surprised, if at least for some of them, alcohol plays a major role in their life because of that. If even one of them would believe what you said about sterno and poisoned him- or herself as a result, it would not only be tragic, but if you ever found out about it, it would forever be a burden on your consciense. Neither of those two possibilities appealed to me, therefore I spoke. In retrospect, I could have been a bit less harsh and for that, I apologize.


Oops, almost forgot: banned for messing with my booze


And this is one of the reasons we block people Paulus
no, it's not. You blocked me, because you didn't like being critisized and you obviously lack the social skill to discuss a disagreement in a civilized manner. Apogies mean nothing to you, so I won't waste them on you anymore.
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
rolandlytle
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Banned for knowing more than me.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
paulus
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Banned for claiming to know less than me
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Shotgun011
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Banned for singing operatic arias in a public Men's room
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
JWren
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Banned for leaving the door open so that we all had to listen
Kiera
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Banned for being a Brit who doesn't drink tea.

Hi Wren
JWren
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Banned for being obsessive about tea

Hi Kiera
paulus
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Banned for not being nice to Kiera
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"