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Banned for singing Dixie in the Northern States
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Banned for leaving chewing gum on elevator buttons.
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banned for doing Karaoke in elevators
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Banned for attemting to remove the "X" from Texas
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Banned for being a Bros fan
Hey Paul
Hey Paul
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Banned for being obsessive about tea
Hi Kiera
LMAO I am a TRUE BRIT we are all obsessed with tea..except you so you cannot be a true Brit.
I am not banning myself I am a Brit, a tea lover, Gooner and Massive Muse supporter and am therefore unbannable.
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Banned for claiming to be unbannable
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Banned for attemting to remove the "X" from Texas
Actually senor Texas was once spelled Tejas
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Quote by Shotgun011Quote by paulus
Banned for attemting to remove the "X" from Texas
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Actually senor Texas was once spelled Tejas
Didn't know that, but I'm never too old to learn, so thank you.
Banned for discussing his dating options with his garden gnomes every thursday evening
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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banned for being a garden gnome
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Quote by Shotgun011Actually, in the right garden, being a garden gnome is quite enjoyable
banned for being a garden gnome
Banned for selling a real Irish leprechaun as garden gnome.
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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banned for dressing like the Sex Pistols and singing Abba songs on open mike nights
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Banned for having too-complicated Starbucks orders
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banned for drinking the chocolate machine coffees
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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banned for leaping everywhere
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Banned for mixing Columbian and Mexican Legal coffees
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Banned because -- well -- you should know -- and if you don't know, I am not telling you. (Crosses arms, crosses legs, gives stony stare)
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Banned for crossing legs too seductively.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
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Banned for not visiting the Popeye Village Museum in Malta
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Banned for singing Village People songs at a George Micheal gig
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Banned for not having sunscreen
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Banned because -- well -- you should know -- and if you don't know, I am not telling you. (Crosses arms, crosses legs, gives stony stare)
What????????? *such a scary stony scary stare*
Banned for ordering a Cubana sandwich in Guatemala
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banned for not ordering a Pastrami Sandwich with extra fat on homemade Jewish Rye Bread in a NY Deli
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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banned for not ordering a Pastrami Sandwich with extra fat on homemade Jewish Rye Bread in a NY Deli
Banned for saying extra fat. When I was in college, the dorm pastrami looked like raw bacon. Ugh. Gross.
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banned for going to a colour picture
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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banned for not ordering a Pastrami Sandwich with extra fat on homemade Jewish Rye Bread in a NY Deli
Banned for saying extra fat. When I was in college, the dorm pastrami looked like raw bacon. Ugh. Gross.
In NY didn't look like bacon
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Banned for doubting my college experiences.
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banned for nice avatar
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan