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Banned for failing the lie detector test I administered remotely, through my brainwaves. 
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Banned for waiving those rights without advice of counsel
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Banned for blaming the attorney when it was the cops' fault.
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banned for going to a lawn party dressed in holey jeans and a Grateful Dead t-shirt
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Banned for not liking Grateful Dead t-shirts
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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banned for being a sex pistols fan
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Banned for believing the sex pistols were the ones that stormed the charts with Dancing Queen
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Active Ink Slinger
banned for dressing like Abba
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Banned for going out with a spitball gun!!
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Banned for snooping on Snoop.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
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Banned for insincere banning
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Banned for closing his eyes while reading poetry 
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banned for tap dancing in elevators to Muzak
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Banned for objecting to my tap dancing
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banned as suspected stalker
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Banned for wearing leather hotpants
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Banned for breeding dragons in her backyard
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Banned for not understanding the dangers of illegal dragon breeding
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Active Ink Slinger
Banned for causing a smile
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Active Ink Slinger
Banned for being anti granola