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yes.. lawyers..

Do you think time travel will ever be possible?
Not really. Cross dimensional jumping into somewhere similar to the past, yes. Even so I wouldn't want to go back, because I don't want it to be changed. I regret nothing for my past.

Do you have any regrets?
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Yes.. I regret not being good enough..

Could you live on an island without contact with anyone for a year?
Er half the time I would, the rest I would go insane and Manic depression. I would have a lot of friends that are animals though!

Do you talk to yourself when no one else is around to listen?
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Yes and I talk to myself when I'm not alone. I have to talk to someone weird or crazy enough to understand me don't I?
Yes you do, that is very normal in my opinion.
Thank you. I think it is OK to talk to yourself as long as you don't answer.
Why is that?
Then it shows that you don't understand you identity. You think you are someone else, another individual. That is delusional. That would mean you might be crazy.
Really? Wow, I'll watch out for those types. See you later.
God, I'm glad he's gone. He can be such an ass.


If you came out of your front door and saw an elderly person being badly beaten by someone and you didn't know either person, who would you pull for... No, no, no! I mean what would you do?
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
Intervene and stop the person even if when I do they start running after me.

Does anyone have any good remedies to get some sleep?
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Curl up or get into a position you will be able to stay comfortable in for several hours, start stretching (like a kitten) and purposefully yawning...close your eyes...and wait. Just wait, and don't move; this always works for me.

Who do you think contributes more (musically) in a band? Lead guitarist, rhythm guitarist, drummer, bass player, singer, or keyboardist?
Hmmm... tough one... because I heard bands that wouldn't use one of those yet use the rest... but um I would say the lead guitarists because that is the most common.

What would you rather be doing right now?
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Do you mean the rip-of of that mid-80's phenom by Alexei Sayle 'Ullo John! Gotta New Motor?'


What movie or TV series of the last 50 years will still be though of as good entertainment in 100 years?
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
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"I Love Lucy"...my family and I always watch it and it's still the funniest thing ever!

If you could learn any language, what would it be?
I'd definitely learn Swedish.
Hmmm, Latin, or sign language. Maybe German... but all in all Russian.

Define a romance novel?
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a romance novel which explains love beautifully, though it's a love between the sun and the moon! romance is a quality of feeling love in our heart, some excitement, some mystery in our love ....

have you felt the feeling of 1000 butterflies in you? just waiting to be fly and flipping their wings ...
Oh yes... when I chose to be first when auditioning for footloose... out of like sixty people...

Do you tend to go first or lag behind and watch?
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i'd like to remain patient ... it is not lagging behind, just analyzing the situation ;)

what'd you do if a real life dracula comes and visits you? :P
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Party and hunt for goth chicks xD

What would you do if you woke up and found yourself on a pirate ship...and everyone called you "Captain", but you don't remember anything.
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I'd think, frak I need to take my pills. But in this instance I'd say, "Aye you swabs! Set sail you mangy bilge rats and let's find us a fat treasure ship laden with gold and pretty women. Where's Doctor Hyde my first mate?"


If you could live any place in the world, where would it be?
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
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Finland. Because I enjoy the cold more than I do warm weather, I want to be in a Viking land, and I want to be close to my favorite bands.

Are you a warrior, a mage, or a thief? This isn't just by Skyrim standards, but any standards.
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Where's Doctor Hyde my first mate?"


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! He said sorry he couldn't come in today, he was experimenting to see if he could remove a dark elf personality and store it on a hard drive. (Btw it fail, and crashed the computer. very informative)

and I would be... I have no idea, I think worrior with my bow handy.

dragons or Phoenixs?
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DRAGON!!! Scourge of the seven seas... oh no that was pirates. Dragons are the fiercest most dread mythical creature, but yet some dragons are good and some can use magic. I'd want to be a dragon that can take human shape using magic (a fairly common story device about dragons) and walk down back alleys in high crime areas. I'll be able to be a good guy and still eat people.


Do you think you will live one-hundred years (I've read articles that say people born in 2025 should have an average life expectancy of 100)
This question is for the younger people, sorry Roland, oh that's me!
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
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No, I don't think I will live for that long, and I kind of hope I don't.

What do you think of the female mind? Giant labyrinth, straight-forward, or other?
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The female mind is very simple. It is simple, direct and uncompromising. (except when they want to be) To keep a woman happy, all you have to do is exactly what they want, exactly how they want it and before they tell you what it is. Don't forget to include any changes they want before they realize they want them and that a voluntary gift of some kind is always required. (flowers or candy if you've been perfect and jewelry if any of the aforementioned was not done properly, even if they were) Also it is important to keep her entertained. Do anything she wants to do and recommend it to her before she tells you what it is. If there are any problems, (which are of course 100% your fault) then any arguments that follow you must lose happily, apologize, and give a gift to make it up. (see above mentioned gifts for proper selection, but double or triple the cost depending on how wrong you really were) If all of these guidelines are followed, I guarantee you will have at least a 50.001% chance of a happy and peaceful relationship.


Why are men always wrong? (I know it's true, because my wife said so. I agreed, gave her flowers and took her to an expensive restaurant before apologizing for being wrong about what ever our next discussion would be about.)
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
Other. So you seen the action movies where the character has a wall of pictures with strings connecting them together with post it notes and other junk. That's the female mind, except for a big knot in the middle of the room.

What do you think men think of the female mind?
Oops wrong questions. Uh the reason why men are always wrong is because you can't win. So if you did something wrong and she found out, you're screwed, if you told her before she found out on her own, you're still screwed.

Why is it the the most beautiful things we see are so far away?
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The female mind is very simple. It is simple, direct and uncompromising. (except when they want to be) To keep a woman happy, all you have to do is exactly what they want, exactly how they want it and before they tell you what it is. Don't forget to include any changes they want before they realize they want them and that a voluntary gift of some kind is always required. (flowers or candy if you've been perfect and jewelry if any of the aforementioned was not done properly, even if they were) Also it is important to keep her entertained. Do anything she wants to do and recommend it to her before she tells you what it is. If there are any problems, (which are of course 100% your fault) then any arguments that follow you must lose happily, apologize, and give a gift to make it up. (see above mentioned gifts for proper selection, but double or triple the cost depending on how wrong you really were) If all of these guidelines are followed, I guarantee you will have at least a 50.001% chance of a happy and peaceful relationship.


That...was freaking beautiful. High five.
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Yes. (gosh that was easy)

Let me repeat the last real question, cause I thought it was pretty good.
Why is it the the most beautiful things we see are so far away?
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.. clover just under your feet can be breathtaking..

What is the most amazing of Nature's wonders?
The night sky, when all of the lights are shut down from a power outage. You could see everything!

What was the most amazing thing you seen?
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There is not one most amazing thing I have ever seen...but a collection of them. Just people helping out others...rescuing helpless animals, donating their time and effort to those who can't help themselves, and ultimately "restoring faith" in humanity...
If that answer does not suffice, then this is my alternate answer:




KITTY!!!!!!!!! xD


Okay, my question. Which musical instrument family do you like most?
I'd have to say strings.