Sorry, I don't drink coffee.
What is your favorite kind of pie?
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there. Apple pie.
Have you ever been to Alaska?
No but I want to someday.
Do you collect stuff?
I would like to believe but the answer is no
petrol or diesel
Heck I don't know... diesel.
Which Greek deity is your favorite and why?
Night.
Is it light where you are?
Why do you ask? Is something wrong with gravity where you are? I think everything is about normal weight here, not heavy or light.
If making bad jokes were a crime, how many years would you be sentenced and spend in jail?
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there. I'd never get out, especially if it was retroactive.
Have you ever fallen asleep in one place and woken up in another, completely clueless of how you got to be where you ended up?
Yes.
When I was a young lad new in the Navy, I was drinking with friends in Orlando, Florida. We went to a placed called Nickles Alley. On Friday nights they served small cups of beer for five cents and at midnight the prices went back to normal for the start of a wet t-shirt contest. At 2am, I went outside and laid down in a friends back seat to grab a few winks. At 5:30am Monday morning I woke up in my bed in the barracks. I have no idea what happened that weekend except I had spent all my money (about $250) and had a bus ticket from Miami back to Orlando. I also had a hickey on my neck the size of a golf ball.
Have you ever dressed up as the opposite sex (on purpose)? Playing as kids doesn't count. Must have been 13 years old at least.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there. Yes I have. I was curious as to how I'd look in women's clothing so I tried. I looked rather fetching, especially in pigtails and q skirt.
Do you like paradoxes? (Btw Mr Loops, I like your forum sig. 'tis a good paradox).
I prefer my doxes in threes, but a pair is OK. Einstein once said "Paradoxes are only reality that is not easily understood, especially by the intelligent."
I enjoy the confusion paradoxes bring with them. Sci-Fi writers tend to use them better than anyone.
Buckaroo Banzai said, "No matter were you go, here you are." (Yes I know he's not real, but he's one of my fun heroes)
An interesting question about colors is what is your favorite shade of black, but I will ask an easier variation.
What is your favorite shade of red?
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there. Jet black and mohagany.
Chips?
Enough is never too much and too much is never enough.
Are you watching me, watching you, watching him, watching me, watching you, watching trains?
No. I was watching you, watching me, watching him, watching you, watching me pick my nose as I watched the train.
Why do fools fall in love?
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there. Because they're hopeless. I think. Anywho-
What fruit travels in two?
PEARS..... too easy.
Why does the sun go on shining?
Why does the sea rush to shore?
Why do the birds go on singing?
Why do the stars glow above?
Why does my heart go on beating?
Why do these eyes of mine cry?
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there. Your human.
A man was going to Saint Ives and met a man with seven wife's, who each held seven sacks, which each held seven cats, that each had seven kits. Kits, cats, sacks, and wives, how many are going to saint Ives?
Duh.... one.
When was the last time you ate food that you hated because you didn't want to hurt someones feelings?
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there. A couple of days ago, I over salted my porridge and ate it because I didn't want to hurt my feelings. I disguised the taste with cinnamon. Or was it all spice?
How do you like your porridge, sweet or savoury? If you don't like porridge, why?
Never had it. So I say savory. Because it sounds better.
A hill full a hole full but you can't catch a bowl full. What am I?
Fog!
A little better dark mistress of stories.
Steak or shrimp?
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there. Steak. Lol, I had shrimp recently.
What's for lunch?
None. I like it plain. No salt, no ranch, not even vinegar.
Do you think that's weird?
Not at all. Rabbit food can be quite nice without anything on it.
Are you breathing?
Sadly I find it necessary to do so.
What do we do?
We do as we will, because we are free.
True knowledge illuminates and liberates while ignorance veils our wisdom and holds us in bondage.
Was your first kiss started by you, or the other person? (pets & family don't count)
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there. 
