Families know you better than anyone and know exactly which buttons to push to get your knickers in a roar. But we still love them.
How do you stop loving someone?
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there. You don't. Until you no longer feel why you hate them so much. Then it is because of the time and realization of how pointless it seemed.
What do you do if someone stalked you?
Call the police and RUN!!!!
How do you know if someone likes you.
I can tell by the way they follow me around and
I can tell by the way they follow me around and look at my with that innocent puppy dog look.
Have you ever seen the puppy dog look?
Yes, many times. And that's just within the past few months.
At what concentration does food begin to taste mothy?
No clue.
When does soda go flat?
When left un-corked and allowed to sit at room temperature for more than a day.
What is the opposite of apogee?
I just keep hopping from place to place.
I never stay too long.
I just keep moving singing a song.
So you better stop me if you want to chat.
Or you will never know where I am at.
That would be perigee, of course.
Has anything good happened to you, so far this year?
my relationship with my father has grown better,
Which is better? An iron will and never-ending list of enemies and very few trustworthy friends? Or a flip-flop pancake soul that is accompanied by uncountable viper acquaintances?
I'd say neither- somewhere in the middle is better than both.
This one's gonna suck, but... favorite frozen treat and its flavor if it has one?
Chocolate icecream. and i wish I had some now.
what do you wish you have right now.
Samurai Jack, Dragon Ball Z, Courage the Cowardly Dog, The-something-or-other World of Gumball, most of the classic cartoons.
Umm, vampire who feeds Dracula-style, or vampire who feeds by having sex, which is worse(Scarier or harder to kill)?
I think the guy I like is the latter... (um...) I say just as long it is NOT those twilight vampires (for the record: not real vampires) I'm good.
would you wanted to be a vampire: twilight one or traditional?
more like off True Blood...
as a child.. what was your scariest monster?
The Kraken, I've always feared the sea, so it's obvious I feared the thing sailors feared most...
The Dresden Files, an awesome book series? Or too bloody for your tastes(s)?
My monster never had a face, but it lived in the orchard behind my Mums bird aviaries
My daughter has one living under her bed (and sometimes in her wardrobe, dressing up as a fairy) ... he's orange and enjoys bedtime stories
Did Tonto really exist?
At that time and place he did.. we all have a Tonto in our lives..
Violence and death have now become ordinary.. how sad.. Dresden Files is fine..
fiction or non-fiction preferred?
No he isn't. He was created for the Lone Ranger Radio Show back in the late 1930's so that the Lone Ranger would have someone to talk to on the radio show. Strangely enough in the Spanish dubbed versions of the Lone Ranger he is not Tonto (in Spanish that means foolish or dumb) but is renamed Toro, which means bull. Though many in todays society find the character demeaning, in the late 30's & early 40's the show was praised for having a strong intelligent American Indian character despite the obvious stereotypical behavior.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there. Sorry DC I guess I was typing as you answered.
I prefer fiction for entertainment and non-fiction for expanding what I learned in that fiction.
What is your fondest memory of a pet?
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there. I was at a golf tournament ready to tee off when a newborn kitten wandered out onto a path and got run over by a golfcart.. they picked him up and just lobbed him back in the bushes.. I fished him back out and ran him to a vet.. he wasn't moving but I didn't stop.. he woke up on the doctor's table.. I named him "Putter".. and he was the king of our house for the next 17 years..
home cooking or fine dining?
Fine dining, I am tired of having to cook every single day. I have been doing it since I was seven years old. That was sixty years ago.
How does one concatenate?
I just keep hopping from place to place.
I never stay too long.
I just keep moving singing a song.
So you better stop me if you want to chat.
Or you will never know where I am at.
I pick one particular person and/or spot and watch and/or stare, when I meditate I fold my arms and do the same, if I'm stressed I will close my eyes while I meditate to blow the steam off and go back to staring at any point I wish.
Is that your question? Yes it is.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there. If a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hmmm
a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
How do you feel when someone you liked dated someone else?
Devastated, destroyed, wiped off the face of the Earth with the Yeti's abominable ass of a snowman. If that happened to me it would be like getting hit in the face with a nuclear sledgehammer!
Revenge. Is it best enjoyed slowly and personally? Or quickly and from a distance (so you're less likely to be caught)?
I have a list. It's my I will hunt you down, chop you up into little bitty bite sized pieces, burn em. And feed them to my dog. There are officially three people on that list.
Do that shock you?
Pfft, no! My revenge scenario is similar, but instead of feeding the flesh to my dog, I'd be eating it. I'd give the bones to my dog though. Or my pig (in my scenario, I have a pet pig).
Would you like a pet pig?
