Pictures tell a thousand stories, If only that were true. An eternity have I tried, To take a picture of you. For your beauty is incomparable, You are my heart's desire But a picture is not possible, My darling vampire.
I've been seeing more monsters recently. Just last week I saw one hanging on the wall. I bayed at it. Boss lifted me up to touch it. Just a new painting. I can smell a monster around. Boss breathes in and out. I smell the monster. I have this. I am on the job. Even at bedtime. Especially at bedtime, I am with Boss. Smelling for the monster. Bedtime, naptime, walkies time. Guarding our territory. Always on alert. Smelling...
For Sale or Trade: Brand new, only been worn for ten weeks, cubic zirconia engagement ring. Also, one white wedding dress, only been worn once. Both, two hundred dollars or best offer. Will consider trade for double-barrel shotgun with ammunition.
