My dear, I can't help wondering what I've done,You've become so cold and distant these days,And yet we always used to have such fun,Happy together in so many ways.You could have tried a bit harder honey;I asked you not to be late home last night,It was only our anniversary,And a simple gift would have been all right,Flowers, and perhaps a bottle of wine,And we could have ordered a takeaway;A cosy evening would have been j...