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Fast Life: An Ode To Speeding Fines

Ah, the humble speeding fine. You pop up in my life so often, I figured you deserved some poetry...

I drive too fast sometimesit's truemuchtoomuchtoomuchtoomuchtoofastI have the papers to prove itlittle slips of black and pink and whitefilled with numbersfiguresproofThey showi had somewhere else to be urgentlySomewhere elseanywhere but here(or there)So why is it thenthati have the time to write these words?Something doesn't add upNot the slips thoughthose add up well enough...