The Halloween Trolling Blues
Searching for love around Halloween can be tricky.I hit the sack with some old witchI figured had to be quite rich.But she flew out when I ran out of candy.Then I was tricked by this young bratwho dumped me for a big black cat.She told me that he treated her just dandy!Next I made a young girl sighby eating her whole pumpkin pie.She stole my cash and played me for a fool.A ghostly senior my next pick,then a skeleton babe who was anorexicand looked like some emaciated gho...