If I were China …and I had power …I think about this thought a lot. If I were China and I conquered the world …and things went the way I planned …nevermind, I sound like a comic book villain now. …but if I had my way All the factories that put cows in boxes would go away And the plains would be for bison and wolves …and for the cowboys brave enough to live there If I were China, I’d be mean too Back in 1900 they imported...