My first day on the job, Arrived quarter till nine; To the frowning Miss Fanny, I'd be a ray of sunshine. She peered over her glasses At my color-streaked hair; She was rethinking her bun, I could tell by her stare. "Sort the shelves in the back And empty this cart." Was my first given task, I was eager to start. Upon seeing the bookcases, My mouth gasped at the sight. I must restore order To this library's plight. "Twas...
