The Dirty Martini
I just had to write this poem for my girlfriend Nancy...The making of a dirty martini is truly an art,Vodka and vermouth are merely a start,But follow my advice and you can depend,On achieving perfection in the end.First the martini glasses should be filled,With a little ice to ensure they're chilled,Your next step as the martini maker,Is to put some ice in the shaker.Next pour in the vodka, a premium kind,For the perfect martini, use the best you can find,Just a dash of vermo...
