Start the second paragraph this way:
Taking a step back from the window, Magain...
The title is often the first thing that comes to me, or if not the first, it happens early in the writing process. To me, the title is an integral part of any piece and usually sets the tone. For example, when I first conceived the idea for a story about a guy who confuses his fantasies with reality, my idea had a rather dark tone — but as soon as I decided to call it "The Secret Life of Bellingham Sam," the character instantly became more like Walter Mitty and therefore more endearing in my mind.
Squashed like sardines, we commence.
Alone, he imagined the worst.
Not as bizarre as a crow drunk on mead,
But strange in its own way, oh yes indeed,
Is the sport of cow tipping,
Or bovinary flipping,
Requiring plenty of chutzpah and speed.
Are your friends coming over?
'And makes me look like a jerk,'
Is that the point of it all?
Life's a bowl of cherries, so they say,
'Til everything crashes in a mighty fall.
Were we supposed to laugh?
For I miss her when we're apart –
That is certainly true.
Though saying it pains me greatly,
I feel differently about you.
Alas, the only praise of my own I'm singing is for being able to pull within one vote of the winner by the time voting ended. That in itself was a pretty good accomplishment; the fellow who won is a real juggernaut in this contest whenever he enters.
Thanks to everyone who voted.