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Okay. I will try this again... hopefully it will be alright.

A guy walks into a vet's office with his sick dog. He asked the doctor to look at his dog and tell him what's wrong with him. The doctor examines the dog and turned to the man and said.
"Sir your dog is dead."
the man who loves his dog is very stubborn and says
"No, he's not. I want a second opinion!"
so the doctor goes into the back and returns with a cat. The cat walked up and down the dog, pawing at it. It then sat down, looked at the doctor, and said "Meow."
the doctor turned to the man, "sir the cat says your dog is dead."
"No, he's not. I want a third opinion!"
So the doctor picks up the cat and goes into the back. He returns with a Labrador puppy. The puppy sniffed the dog, nudged it, and pawed at it. It then turned to the doctor and said, "woof."
"Sir, the puppy says your dog is dead."
"Alright..." the man finally caved in.
When he went to pay, he discovered the bill was $650.
"Whoa, doc! $650 justly to tell me, my dog is dead!"
"Well, I would've just charged you 50, but you wanted a cat-scan and lab results."

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