Arrested for having non specified martial arts cat  
      Arrested for claiming to be authorized  
      Banned for being a piece of U/A (Un- Authorized) gear  
      a parachute for his leaping  
      plays taps so paul can go and salute the colours on his way to bed  
      banned for tripping the light fantastic under the serious moonlight gracefully  
      banned for wearing same shirt for weeks  
      Meet and greet and possibly make friends with the avatar above you.  
      coffee: nectar of the gods