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Louise
Over 90 days ago
United Kingdom

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I keep on trying to find free books on my kindle. I bought some free sample ones and free ones show up in my recommended list now. I have 26 unread ones in all genres. It's kind of nice actually to read genres which I don't normally read. I'm also studying so a few pages of my text book on the train in the morning or evening.
Randomite - a small bit of spatial-time infraction occuring randomly but with mighty consequences.

Sentence (it's long,more like a story lol)

Many scientists believe incorrectly that the big bang was caused by colliding planets (idiot human scientists)The big bang was actually caused by two Aliens from the Sparceki Nebula, a game of chicken with two battle cruisers and a faulty space break. This randomite explosion caused a chain reaction that created the big bang and all life in this galaxy.


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Oh my god I have so many of these (grins)....I have to check both my cupboards before I got to bed. If I leave the room I then have to go back into my room and check both cupboards. That's my craziest one! Even if my partner is in bed I have to check the cupboard. I don't know what I'll actually do if I find someone loitering in them.
Today I feel happy because I just bought our tickets to South Africa in April. I can't WAIT to see my mom and sister and cousin
Yesterday I found a tenner(or ten pounds for you non-Brits) on the stairwell. I picked it up after waiting for like 5 minutes for someone to come and reclaim it. I used it to buy some co-ordinating earrings and a headband today. lol this is totally random
stressed because everyone seems to want a piece of me. Let the cloning commence.
I'm a 'seat of the pants' writer which is a very exciting way to write. I'll never have a concrete plan for how a scene will turn out and the scene will be very character driven. Sometimes I sit and think 'How the heck did that just happen?' as a new twists emerges. On the downside of this there are times when I'll have to redo a scene because it goes off on a tangent or I've written myself into a corner. If I don't feel 'it' I won't write it either.

I think that my strengths are characters and being able to give them a believable voice.

On poetry I tend to only write something that I feel passionate about. This means that I'm not a prolific poet.

so things I wish I could do better:

-Have a disciplined set time to write each day or every second day.
-Finding a healthy balance between life,work,exercise,home,moderating and writing e.g. I'm in a hectic project that launches in two weeks and it is stressful and I'm doing loads of overtime. Even when I'm at home because I'm so consumed with it I can't switch off from it. Which means I won't be doing any writing until it is over.
happy. I'm taking a girlfriend out for lunch and we are going to have a nice old gossip and some food.


whahahahahahahaha brilliant! you guys crack me up.I'm putting more muppets up lol


this has been on an advert on Tv and it's ben stuck in my head for days lol. I love the muppets!

I don't think it's working, merde!!! No youtube access at work either.Ah well, I'll fix it later
Quote by MrSmartyPants
Okay, it's not actually a memory, because it just happened. Well, less than twenty-four hours ago, anyway. So I suppose technically, it is a memory, but it's not--

You all be the judge.

As some people know, our German Shepherd got pregnant. Not unexpectedly either, but on purpose. Our neighbor also has a Shepherd, and when we looked at him, and our girl, we just knew that they would make beeeyootiful babies together. We put the two of them together for a few days (at the appropriate time) and sure enough, the magic happened. We waited expectantly as she got bigger and bigger...

Since we knew pretty close what the conception date was, we also knew (pretty close) when she was due. I knew that dogs usually will crawl off into a closet somewhere to have their puppies. They need somewhere warm, close, and dark. They like privacy - it makes them feel safe. I didn't want her to have to find a place, so I built one for her. I took several cardboard boxes and tore them down, using tape to rebuild them into a low-sided box about four feet by five. This new box had a triple-layer floor and double-reinforced walls for structural integrity. I lined the box with a nice, soft quilt, then put her bed in there so she would know that was "her" space. I hung a black sheet over like a tent so she would have privacy when she needed it. I even laid down in there with her, so she knew it was all right to go in. Our vet told us she would show sings just before she went into labor. He told us to look for nesting signs - that she would find her whelping room, and settle down into it, often kicking blankets and floor coverings as if they just weren't comfortable enough. He told us that if we watched her, we couldn't help but see it.

So...

Last night, Mrs. Smartypants and I were lying in bed watching TV. Our dog had made it a habit to lie in bed with us, between us. She'd nudge us with her head to remind us of our duty to scratch her behind her ears. Suddenly, she got up and slowly turned around in bed a couple times. As if she couldn't make up her mind whether she wanted to lie facing us, or facing the TV. Mrs. Smartypants looked over and said, "Hey - there's a big wet spot over here!"

We both looked at our girl, and sure enough, there was a brand-spanking new puppy struggling to get it's first breath! I can't tell you what I felt when I understood that the one place our girl felt safe enough to have her babies in was right between the Mrs. and I. It truly was a life-affirming moment. She trusted us that much! All the websites will tell you that it can be as much as an hour between pups. Well, it was an hour between the first one and the second one. After that, they came out every twenty minutes or so. She just barely had enough time to clean off this one, and get him breathing and mewling properly when we could see the contractions start for the next one. And the process just kept repeating itself. I wondered (not for the first time) just how many pups she had inside her! I thought she was done at six - there was a lull. Then it was seven, then eight. And then I thought she was done.

About a half-hour past midnight, she started having contractions again. Then they finished, but nothing had come out. She started making a low whimpering noise. She was pulling at something, but... nothing was coming out. Wondering, I took a closer look. There was her last one. His head was out, and she had cleaned the membrane off it, but he was stuck. He was breathing in a labored way - she had tightened up around his neck. The poor girl was just too tired to push him out. I ran for some latex gloves. I pushed on her belly, then around the opening. I urged her on, telling her to keep trying. I had nothing but his head to pull on, and I surely didn't want to damage it, or his spine by pulling, so I was trying my best to push with her, to push him out. I don't know how long it took, but I soon saw his tiny paws. I kept working at him and then I had enough to wiggle him a little. I wiggled and wiggled, and then his shoulders were out! And then... whoosh! He came out all the way. I let out a breath I had been holding in for I don't know how long. She took over for me, cleaning him off gratefully. Nine. Nine puppies last night. And I'm sure I'll remember that last little guy for the rest of my life.


that's a lovely memory
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Fairytale of new york -The Pogues and Kirsty MacColl...My favourite Christmas tune
jubilant because I'm on holiday until next year from 17:50 today...(dances around virtually)
Today I feel tired because I overdid the drinking a bit last night(and it was a work night...WAIT does that make me sound old???)


Someone introduced me to this..watched it again tonight..love it