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HK4167
Over 90 days ago
United States
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How the Grinch Stole Christmas
M: do you still want to hear my Fox Force Five joke?
V: Sure, but I think I'm still a little too petrified to laugh.
M: No, you wont laugh, 'cus it's not funny. But if you still wanna hear it, I'll tell it.
V: I can't wait.
M: Three tomatoes are walking down the street- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him... and says, Catch up.
M: do you still want to hear my Fox Force Five joke?
V: Sure, but I think I'm still a little too petrified to laugh.
M: No, you wont laugh, 'cus it's not funny. But if you still wanna hear it, I'll tell it.
V: I can't wait.
M: Three tomatoes are walking down the street- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him... and says, Catch up.
Active Ink Slinger
Stardust
First Quote: "Every faction in Africa calls themselves by these noble names - Liberation this, Patriotic that, Democratic Republic of something-or-other... I guess they can't own up to what they usually are: the Federation of Worse Oppressors Than the Last Bunch of Oppressors. Often, the most barbaric atrocities occur when both combatants proclaim themselves Freedom Fighters."
Second Quote: "In the most AIDS-infested region of the globe - where 1 in 4 is infected - Andy's idea of a joke was to put a young Iman and a young Naomi in my bed - and no condom within a hundred miles."
Both quotes from same character.
First Quote: "Every faction in Africa calls themselves by these noble names - Liberation this, Patriotic that, Democratic Republic of something-or-other... I guess they can't own up to what they usually are: the Federation of Worse Oppressors Than the Last Bunch of Oppressors. Often, the most barbaric atrocities occur when both combatants proclaim themselves Freedom Fighters."
Second Quote: "In the most AIDS-infested region of the globe - where 1 in 4 is infected - Andy's idea of a joke was to put a young Iman and a young Naomi in my bed - and no condom within a hundred miles."
Both quotes from same character.
