Broccoli because I always pretended to be a giant eating the trees of a forest.
Summer Full Moon or Winter Full Moon?
Chicken Paprikash
1 onion chopped
4 Tbsp oil
1 Tbsp paprika
1 tsp black pepper
2 Tbsp salt
4-5 lbs chicken disjointed
2 1/2 cups water
1/2 cup sour cream
Brown onion in oil; add seasonings and chicken; brown 10 minutes. Add water; cover and let simmer until tender. Remove chicken; add sour cream to drippings in pan and mix well. Add dumplings; arrange chicken on top. Heat through and serve. Serves 4-6.
Dumplings for Paprikash-
3 eggs beaten
3 cups flour
1 Tbsp salt
1/2 cup water
Mix all ingredients together and beat with a spoon. Drop batter by teaspoonful into boiling salted water. Cook about 10 minutes , drain, rinse with cold water. Drain well and add to Paprikash.
Pooh Bear but only because when I was in kindergarten I had several Winnie the Pooh shirts and outfits from Sears. People like Tigger always drove me up a wall because I could never concentrate around them.
Chicken Paprikash with dumplings or Beef Stroganoff with noodles?
(If you ask, I will post recipes for both the Chiken Paprikash and Beef Stroganoff.)
Piglet
Hamsters or gerbils?
This is a difficult choice. I remember watching both of those shows. I know that this dates me too.
The Mary Tyler Moore show just barely edges out the Bob Newhart Show but just barely.
(Oh Mr. Grant!)
American League or National League?
Vacuuming.
I suffer from chronic sinus infections so either of those activities gives me a huge sinus headache but dusting is worse.
The Jack Benny original version of “To Be Or Not To Be” or the Mel Brooks remake of “To Be Or Not To Be”?
Coconut Curry Shrimp
Terry Pratchet or Douglas Adams?
Roast Lamb with remouille sauce, I can’t stand mint jelly. (I love leg of lamb and lamb shank. There is a middle-eastern restaurant near me that does lamb schwarma too and don’t get me started about gyros.)
Buck Rogers or Flash Gordon?
iPhone
Water skiing or Snow skiing?
Woodland
Billy Barty as Bilbo or Kenny Baker as R2-D2?
Whats’s round on the ends and high in the middle?
Tell me if you know.
Don’t you think that’s a cute little riddle?
Round on the ends and high in the middle.
You can find it on a map if you look high and low.
The O’s are round and it’s HI in the middle,
O-H-I-O, that’s the riddle,
O-HI-O!!!!
Somebody post a new riddle.
Frankenstein. I have dealt with a true vampire, they are not pleasant to say the least.
(Now, when you say Frankenstein, do you mean Dr. Frankenstein or his monster? I read the book. The monster wasn’t really all that bad. If Dr. Frankenstein had actually thought about what he was doing and taken responsibility from the moment his creation became a living being then his creation wouldn’t have turned monstrous.)
Humorous or scary Halloween costumes?
Hooded sweatshirt (My favorite is my Kent State University hoodie)
Two eggs sunny side up with hash browns, corned beef hash and toast (plus a smidge of Tobasco) or pancakes with maple syrup and sausage links?
Autumn
Sled riding or ice skating?
(Prime rib, medium rare with horse radish sauce.)
Noodles
Weird Al Yankovic or Spike Jones? (If you don’t know who Spike Jones is then you should look him up on YouTube. He is worth the time.)
Walk away from dramas.
Lasagna or seafood linguini?
I don’t know if I stumped everybody or if my riddle was too easy but the answer is “I am a piano”.
(Black keys, white keys, major keys and minor keys)
What is round on the ends and high in the middle?
VODKA!
Only joking, hot tea.
Bloody Mary with pickled asparagus as a garnish or shrimp, okra and an olive as a garnish?
Hot dogs
New York Hot Dog or Chicago Hot Dog?
(I grew up in Akron Ohio so as the commercial says I usually get both at Sonic.)
Scent (I had a girlfriend that would wear a light dusting of a musk perfume, I really loved it.)
Hot or Cold?
The Horizon.
I have many kinds and types of keys but I unlock no locks.
Edit: Some of my keys are described by shades and tints, some of my keys are military rank and some of my keys are young people.
Listen to music
Play a piano or play a guitar?
(I play both as well as bass guitar and drums, too bad the ms makes them all difficult.)
Bodywash
Gin martini with pearl onions or vodka martini with olives?
Coca Cola
Sports car or Motorcycle?
Juice but only because it has some nutritional value we’re as soda is just sugar water.
Can-Am Spyder or Polaris Slingshot?
Aisle
Walker or wheelchair?
It is only August and already I am seeing Halloween decorations and costumes on sale.
DOES NOBODY KEEP THE TRUE MEANING OF THIS MOST SACRED HOLIDAY IN THEIR HEARTS ANYMORE?
It has all turned so commercial.
Edit: And if anybody wishes me a “Happy Holiday” instead of a “Happy Halloween” I am going to curse the mother-mocker!
I am so sorry that you find the fact that I locked both the doorknob and deadbolt locks on the front door when I left to mail a letter and returned a little while later so aggravating. I am sorry that little things like that add to the aggregation of your entire day.
Maybe you should learn to take the small things in stride. They are always going to be there because this is the nature of the universe.
But I know that you love to let these small aggravation’s snowball until you can throw a right big hissy fit. This is the reason you are not welcome at my parents’ home, any of my siblings’ homes and many of my friends’ homes. This is the real reason I decided not to make the changes you demanded of me. You just weren’t worth the trouble.
You may want to think about your actions because I have shown if you present me with a fuse then I will light it and don’t think you hold some unbeatable hand because you don’t. I don’t really need you, I have options that don’t involve you. Push me too far and I will be gone.