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Gas burning fireplace. I have used both and wood burning is just such a hassle.

Don’t eat after 8 pm and go to bed hungry or eat after 8 pm and wake with heartburn?
I always thought “The Flash” television series from the early 1990’s had a great soundtrack. Danny Elfman was the composer.
Peanut M&M’s.

A cat that doesn’t like you or a dog that doesn’t like you?
In 2006 I was working on a construction project in southwestern Colorado. I was staying in the small town of Silverton Colorado. My landlady took me to a hot spring in Ouray Colorado where clothing was optional. We did go nude. Nobody wanted to be rude so if you had a conversation you kept your eyes on the on the face of your partner and after about 20 minutes it was really no big deal.

Jalapeños or Pepperoncinis?
I remember watching the moon landing at my grandparents’ house. It was just after my third birthday. My grandparents had a finished basement and that room had a color television. My siblings and I were watching the landing.
Lazy start in bed mostly because when I wake in the morning it is a rush to the bathroom.

Ginger Ale or Ginger Beer?

(If I get heartburn I prefer a ginger beer and I happen to be a ginger myself.)
Potato Salad especially if it has boiled eggs and mustard in it.


Getting a free birthday pizza 🍕 at Old Chicago’s or a free birthday burger 🍔 at Red Robin?
Arrange-ode

It is arrange and ode, together they form geode but I can’t get the bold to work.
Honey Bee

One of my brothers keeps bees and has two hives in his backyard. It is nice to get bottles of honey for the holidays. He also told me that yellow jackets are the assholes of the bee world.

Going to bed early and waking early or going to bed late and waking late?
Bill Haley and his Comets.


Dry spring with a high chance of wild fires during the summer or a snowy spring with a high chance of flooding in the summer?
Tesla

Go to bed late and sleep late or go to bed early and wake early?
for thinking smoking makes him look cool when all it does is give him bad breath and stinky hair.
Ernest Borgnine, he always reminded me of one of my paternal grandmother’s brothers.

The Night Gallery or The Twilight Zone?
I don’t think that I would choose either.

Netflix or On Demand?
The actual movie where I got my quote was the original “The In-Laws” made in 1979 with Peter Faulk and Allen Arkin but close enough.





“Are you interested in joining? The benefits are terrific. The trick is not to get killed. That’s really the key to the benefits program.”
Duckula even though Duckula was never shown in the USA.

(I have had to deal with an actual vampire, they are not pleasant beings. They are selfish and manipulative. They love to feast on the energy that you let them drain from you but they can only take your energy if you permit them to take it. Once you see through them, you realize what sad and hapless creatures they are.)


Duck Season or Wabbit Season?
Beethoven.

Stadler or Waldorf?

(Stadler and Waldorf were the two old guys from The Muppet Show that sat in the box and heckled the performers.)
Retro (Art Deco)

Listening to music in an automobile while somebody sings with the music or no music at all?
Cereal (My absolute favorite cereal is Fortified Oat Flakes but I haven’t been able to find it for years.)

Mother’s side of the family or Father’s side of the family?