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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.





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"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

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I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Suddenly it dawned on me!



You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.