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when i was a kid i believed in santa claus, jesus, fairy tales, and true love. i'm so very happy i never grew up
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When I was a child, I thought you could decide what size boobies to have (surgery was not something I was aware of). It was a big shock when mine turned out to be enormous, after I'd already chosen to have little ones.
I thought I could actually get to Narnia through my wardrobe if I just wished hard enough. I spent hours in there pleading with Aslan!
And I was terrified of The Toilet Wolf. If you sat on the toilet too long, he'd run up the stairs inside the toilet and GET YOU!
I thought I could actually get to Narnia through my wardrobe if I just wished hard enough. I spent hours in there pleading with Aslan!
And I was terrified of The Toilet Wolf. If you sat on the toilet too long, he'd run up the stairs inside the toilet and GET YOU!
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When I was a child, I thought you could decide what size boobies to have (surgery was not something I was aware of). It was a big shock when mine turned out to be enormous, after I'd already chosen to have little ones.
awwww daisy, i think they got ours mixed up. i wished for the big uns and mine are small
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Quote by ginger86Quote by Daisy
When I was a child, I thought you could decide what size boobies to have (surgery was not something I was aware of). It was a big shock when mine turned out to be enormous, after I'd already chosen to have little ones.
awwww daisy, i think they got ours mixed up. i wished for the big uns and mine are small
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Only if you'll take the rest of it, too!
Quote by DaisyQuote by ginger86Quote by Daisy
When I was a child, I thought you could decide what size boobies to have (surgery was not something I was aware of). It was a big shock when mine turned out to be enormous, after I'd already chosen to have little ones.
awwww daisy, i think they got ours mixed up. i wished for the big uns and mine are small
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Only if you'll take the rest of it, too!
Come, come ladies - I'm sure there will be plenty of your charms to impress those of us devoted to the study of such things (ahem!)
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