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High Fives to the Packers!!
I'm too popular on a dating web-site LOL
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I'm too popular on a dating web-site LOL


It must be the bee outfit...it attracts them like honey...
I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...

Below temps again this week. Then again it's supposed to be in the 40s this week.

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Forgot what I was gonna say then.......Buzzzzzzzz's off like a Butterfly LOL
-6 F, I am ready for some warmer days.
The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. ~Ayn Rand, The Fountainhead
Pants!!!! ha ha My daughter just farted LOL disgusting ha ha
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-6 F, I am ready for some warmer days.


-6F??? Wow, I had no idea it got that cold in Happyville...doesn't sound very happy to me...

Let's see, my turn to blurt...tired today, coffee just doesn't seem to be doing the trick...
I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...

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Quote by Lola
-6 F, I am ready for some warmer days.


-6F??? Wow, I had no idea it got that cold in Happyville...doesn't sound very happy to me...

Let's see, my turn to blurt...tired today, coffee just doesn't seem to be doing the trick...


It may be cold in Happyville, but I am still happy.

Maybe a nice walk in the chill of Happyville is just what you need to wake up.
The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. ~Ayn Rand, The Fountainhead
I bought a Bluetooth device for my cell phone, but I can't seem to get it to work...

What am I doing wrong???

I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...

Quote by DirtyMartini
I bought a Bluetooth device for my cell phone, but I can't seem to get it to work...

What am I doing wrong???



Wrong decade/century, Alan for that model to have Bluetooth on it.

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You know you're right Lady Sharon, it was silly of me to think I could get a wireless headset to work with that phone...

But maybe you can help me download some new ringtones for it...it seems to only want to play oldies...
I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...

Move your phone over, I need some shade.
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Move your phone over, I need some shade.


you might want to hook up a phonograph to your phone to get ringtones.

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you might want to hook up a phonograph to your phone to get ringtones.


Ha Ha Ha...you're so funny...

OK, so I got my phonograph here...now how do I hook it up???

I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...

Btw, The Valentine Llama says to wish everyone Happy Valentine's Day...

I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...

Happy Valentine's Day!

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Happy Valentine's Day!

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Another Valentine's Day over; the best one I've had in years.
The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. ~Ayn Rand, The Fountainhead
Valentine's day .... next year I'll thru it ...
I wanna be loved by you, just you and nobody else but you.

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Love that song.
The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. ~Ayn Rand, The Fountainhead
I think I may have finally found proof to that old expression "The rain in Spain, falls mainly on the plane."

And you thought it was just an old wive's tale...

I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...

Fizzles should only be found in fizzy-pops or those Pop Rocks!
Is it any coincidence that the word "blog" rhymes with "bog?"...just seems that if you actually start reading blogs, you'll get so bogged down you won't get anything done...btw, does anyone else think the phrase "writing blog" is an oxymoron?

Just saying...
I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...

Y'know, blog actually comes from web log. I prefer web log, it's all semi-pseudo-Nautical and fantastic.