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I have to admit I stole this one from Mr. Shameless, who posted it on some "other" site...

But, I just think this is too funny...


I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...

Nice!

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rain! lots of it!
It was snowing here in New Jersey this morning...didn't last long, fortunately...
I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...

Here is definitive proof that animals have been known to think and philosophize just as we humans...

I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...

I speak nine languages now according to my Facebook profile...

English
Smartass English
Sarcasm (Fluent)
Straight Up Mumbling
Fluent Drunkanese
animal noises
Cursing in American Sign Language
60's Slang
70s jive

Who knew???
I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...

Women sitting at home on the veranda with her husband and she says;

"I love you."


He asks; "Is that you or the wine talking?"


She replies; "It's me ............... talking to the wine."
I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...

I like that one, Alan.


On another note, who came up with the idea of fruitless hot cross buns? The chocolate chip ones I can go along with but the empty ones are just pointless.
I swear, insurance company employees aren't human. They're spawned in the fiery pits of the seventh level of Hell.
debt collectors are minions from Hell!

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I need a smoke.

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It gets darkest before the dawn...
I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...

Pass the hookah, now.

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Pass the hookah, now.


Hey Sharon, this one looks interesting...it's a portable hookah...

Just pop it onto your favorite liquor bottle and instant hookah...perfect for all occasions...

I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...

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...who came up with the idea of fruitless hot cross buns? The chocolate chip ones I can go along with but the empty ones are just pointless.


I always thought "hot cross buns" were a mythical pastry that someone made up for the sole purpose of forcing me to learn to play a song about them on the piano.
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Happy Birthday VanGogh...


Hope it's a good one...
Cheers,
Alan.

I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...

I am going to make a sign and put it on my desk - 'Drama free zone'
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I am going to make a sign and put it on my desk - 'Drama free zone'


Make sure it's a big sign...and in about ten languages...

And good luck with that one...
I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...

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Quote by Lisa
...who came up with the idea of fruitless hot cross buns? The chocolate chip ones I can go along with but the empty ones are just pointless.


I always thought "hot cross buns" were a mythical pastry that someone made up for the sole purpose of forcing me to learn to play a song about them on the piano.


That brings back memories now you mention it. I used to play that song on my recorder at school. I could probably still do it now and I haven't played it in...a very long time!
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Quote by Louise
I am going to make a sign and put it on my desk - 'Drama free zone'


Make sure it's a big sign...and in about ten languages...

And good luck with that one...



ha ha yes a billboard. Where is that language translator for stupidese?
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LOL...Hopefully nobody here will ever show up in this movie...
I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...

Quote by DirtyMartini
Quote by ladysharon
Pass the hookah, now.


Hey Sharon, this one looks interesting...it's a portable hookah...

Just pop it onto your favorite liquor bottle and instant hookah...perfect for all occasions...



Nice! I"ll take it over to Rumple's.

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A big Congratulations to Sharon on her recent story sale/e-book deal...



You go girl...keep up the great work...
Cheers,
Alan.

I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...

Oh, conga-rats Sharon!
[Makes a funny little victory dance.]
If you can read this I'll enjoy your company.
Really officer, I only had one...honest, I swear...


I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...

I just really want Hammock Time with my man .... it would just be perfect
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