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For my friend Roland..

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rolandlytle
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Quote by authorised1960



With affection!


Ha ha ha! That is what the boss... I mean my wife calls me.
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CKAcres
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Good Day my friend, keep smiling.

"No one knows when the final grain of sand will plummet through their own personal Hourglass." ~ CKAcres
"If you really want to make a difference, don't over think it, just do it..."
"Scars of life are deeply etched within the minds of curious old souls."
rolandlytle
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Yes Dave. Remember though, it is better to be pissed off than pissed on. As my British friends would say, I would rather just get pissed; with a good lager, that is.
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First off....



lol
rolandlytle
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First off....



lol
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
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A very corny joke
After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”

“But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer.

“I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”
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Oh here's another one
rolandlytle
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Thank you Justine, but I did not know sheep liked corn.
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Thank you Justine, but I did not know sheep liked corn.


Lol neither did I!
rolandlytle
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Love the cat and fish.
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I'll play you a song.
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Oh I saw that you had a Babymetal video on your profile. And I think you would like this song from them
It is called Gimme Chocolate!!
rolandlytle
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Oh I saw that you had a Babymetal video on your profile. And I think you would like this song from them
It is called Gimme Chocolate!!


It is one of my favs!!!
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Shotgun011
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Stephen Hawking and the Pythons!? You have to love Stephen Hawking. Not only is he the worlds most brilliant mind, he also has an amazing sense of humour and loves to have a laugh. Thought you might enjoy this Roland:
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
maryruth
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hummmmmm
what is the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?????

snowballs.........
maryruth
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why do cows wear bells?????

their horns don't work.
rolandlytle
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Very good Mary Ruth
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