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Sold two downloads on Kindle, now I can retire!

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Congrats, Ian. That's great!
Congrats there...just let all your friends here know when and where the retirement party is...
I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...

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Congrats there...just let all your friends here know when and where the retirement party is...


We can share the drink!
Anorak Ian
Congrats Ian. Really happy for you.

“Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing.”

"I have to report that retirement party preparations are now well underway...."
The impersonal rattle of my vintage telephone interrupts rudely, as it always does.
"Hello, yes, its me...yes...oh...oh...yes...oh...ah...ok..thanks...bye."
Click, tinkle.
"It seems that I have run out of money and need to sell a few more than the two."
Flushes and, hesitantly, wanders away...
Anorak Ian
You can also market ad space and nag screens in the margins as well as Adopt-a-Pet applications.. hire DirtyMartini to collect fees.. then hire Sherzahd to watch DirtyMartini..