"Fifty reasons why jazz musicians are cooler than poets."...sure you could have came up with most of these yourself...I thought this a fun read, btw...
GotPoetry.com > > Poetry is Doomed #36 - 50 Reasons Why Jazz Musicians are Cooler than Poets
http://www.gotpoetry.com/News/article/sid=73026.html
Feel free to add more reasons...really shouldn't be that hard...