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You and the person above you wake up handcuffed in a police car and what would you say?

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probably a little too much fun?
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But Offericer I swear Lynara and I was only giving each other a hug goodnight when rbo walked pass
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Okay your deaf and I don't speak english
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
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But officer, it wasn't even my shotgun
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i swear he druggeded me
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I swear she ask for the massage
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i was on my way to see ginger
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I swear Officer, I only kissed her cheek in a friendly way

Hey Lynara
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Can I 'Ave me laser pointer?

Hi gr
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See the extremes I have to go to, to be alone with you??
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um...
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i told you to wear panties under that dress
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and i told you not to dress up like an angel
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Thank goodness. I thought it was going to be Ginger again!
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
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Quote by meredith
Thank goodness. I thought it was going to be Ginger again!


awww but it is me too, cuffed to lynara
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oh rebellious still in denial heehee
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But Officer I was only bring Ginger some tea and soup to help her to feel better
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Cries as the soup burns my legs
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"Erm, Officer, I have been very naughty and should remain cuffed to this nice young lady all night."



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

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oh i've been naughty too officer
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if you wanted to see me cuffed you just had to ask
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I could never cuff you, Ginger! Oh, I see, Handcuffs!



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

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I could never cuff you, Ginger! Oh, I see, Handcuffs!


oh you can cuff me anytime anna
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officer can you drop us off at my place please? we may let you watch
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Quote by Lynara
officer can you drop us off at my place please? we may let you watch


It's not bloody fair!!

All of my fantasies were going to come to fruition and now look what you've done!
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drive the get away car and maybe your fantasy will still come true
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But OFFICER I swear Ginger and Lynara are to innocent for their own good.

Hey sweet Gin You and lovely Lynara can use my place as a hideout
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I told you not to