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You and the person above you wake up handcuffed in a police car and what would you say?

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But... but... but... he's my pet lion... :-(
You were with the lion happy as clams, and they suddenly hand cuffed us both, and, alas, here we are! Can your lion get us out of this?
Really officer, I ain't lyin'... He really IS a tiger and not just wearing a realistic fancy-dress costume!
Umm... I don't know him
here we go again
Honestly officer, this young woman is entirely innocent (ahem)...It was me what dunnit!
but... I love my lion's mane... sad
do the cuffs look good with this dress?
kiss kiss ginger ^_^
Honestly officer, I can explain...she was fully dressed when I last remember anything!
I did wha....? impossible
ohhhh but you did
don't make me make you squirm girl
awww, please do
Tickle tickle
Now stop that tickling you two! You know it gets me over-excited!
Thanks a lot ginger I'm now chained to the lion
But Ms. Police Lady, Lynara was just walking over the air vent when it turn on
Last time i look after a cat for my friend
He cut off my dress with his sword when the air turned on
But, but she was showing me how to dance
it's all your fault
but officer I was only kissing her neck
and those kisses were wonderful
Excuse me, is this a private snog-in, or can anyone join in?

Hi girls!
welllll not just anyone but if you bail us out of jail..... maybe
Maybe I'll bail you out one at a time....make it last longer!
I was just standing outside the dance hall catching my breath....and now I handcuffed to a lion?????
Well Officer the tiger and a lion cuffed together, I just had to ask give them both a friendly hug and kiss
I swear sir. I didn't see the cyber cat