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You and the person above you wake up handcuffed in a police car and what would you say?

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Lynara
Advanced Wordsmith
But... but... but... he's my pet lion... :-(
Guest
Lurker
You were with the lion happy as clams, and they suddenly hand cuffed us both, and, alas, here we are! Can your lion get us out of this?
Guest
Lurker
Really officer, I ain't lyin'... He really IS a tiger and not just wearing a realistic fancy-dress costume!
Lynara
Advanced Wordsmith
Umm... I don't know him
ginger86
Active Ink Slinger
here we go again
Guest
Lurker
Honestly officer, this young woman is entirely innocent (ahem)...It was me what dunnit!
Lynara
Advanced Wordsmith
but... I love my lion's mane... sad
ginger86
Active Ink Slinger
do the cuffs look good with this dress?
Lynara
Advanced Wordsmith
kiss kiss ginger ^_^
Guest
Lurker
Honestly officer, I can explain...she was fully dressed when I last remember anything!
Lynara
Advanced Wordsmith
I did wha....? impossible
ginger86
Active Ink Slinger
ohhhh but you did
Lynara
Advanced Wordsmith
don't make me make you squirm girl
ginger86
Active Ink Slinger
awww, please do
Lynara
Advanced Wordsmith
Tickle tickle
Guest
Lurker
Now stop that tickling you two! You know it gets me over-excited!
Lynara
Advanced Wordsmith
Thanks a lot ginger I'm now chained to the lion
Ghostreader
Active Ink Slinger
But Ms. Police Lady, Lynara was just walking over the air vent when it turn on
rbo
Active Ink Slinger
Last time i look after a cat for my friend
Lynara
Advanced Wordsmith
He cut off my dress with his sword when the air turned on
Ghostreader
Active Ink Slinger
But, but she was showing me how to dance
ginger86
Active Ink Slinger
it's all your fault
Lynara
Advanced Wordsmith
but officer I was only kissing her neck
ginger86
Active Ink Slinger
and those kisses were wonderful
Guest
Lurker
Excuse me, is this a private snog-in, or can anyone join in?

Hi girls!
ginger86
Active Ink Slinger
welllll not just anyone but if you bail us out of jail..... maybe
Guest
Lurker
Maybe I'll bail you out one at a time....make it last longer!
Guest
Lurker
I was just standing outside the dance hall catching my breath....and now I handcuffed to a lion?????
Ghostreader
Active Ink Slinger
Well Officer the tiger and a lion cuffed together, I just had to ask give them both a friendly hug and kiss
Lynara
Advanced Wordsmith
I swear sir. I didn't see the cyber cat