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You and the person above you wake up handcuffed in a police car and what would you say?

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Guest
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I'll use one of your hair pins to pick the lock on these cuffs while you take your top off to distract the guards...
girlie4280
Active Ink Slinger
Whatever your in here for let's do it again?
Guest
Lurker
Okay, you've had your fun.

Just undo these cuffs, yeah?
ginger86
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can't....... don't have the keys
Guest
Lurker
In that case....




Your place or mine...?
Guest
Lurker
Uh-oh Andy, looks like I'm gonna have to play gooseberry! Hi Ginger
Guest
Lurker
And you claim that you're SHY!

I don't think so....
ginger86
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why do i always get cuffed when I'm with you?
Guest
Lurker
Oh My God, It's Ginger!
Guest
Lurker
Ah, shoot!

I was having this dream that I was handcuffed to Ginger...

And then I woke up
ginger86
Active Ink Slinger
you must mean nightmare... i bite
Guest
Lurker
I told you not to bite the cop
ginger86
Active Ink Slinger
hey, these looks like your cuffs
Ghostreader
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I knew one day I will be cuffed to an angel like you
Guest
Lurker
I was having this really weird dream that....


Oh, shit! It's real!!
Ghostreader
Active Ink Slinger
Told you that Rebs would kick your butt if you keep making faces at her
Ghostreader
Active Ink Slinger
How many times did I tell you not to blind the cops with your bright smile?
ginger86
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why did you have to take the catnip right in front of the police?
meredith
Forum Facilitator
Do you think they will let us keep these cuffs for later?
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
ginger86
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Quote by meredith
Do you think they will let us keep these cuffs for later?



i sure hope so
Guest
Lurker
Ahh!

Dreams really DO come true
Ghostreader
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I told you that Ginger was a undercover cop who was faking at being your mother
Guest
Lurker
Reader! Where in the world did you get that brief case full of $100 bills anyway?
Guest
Lurker
Oh man, that was some weird dream...


Wait a minute...!!!
Unknown User
Just had to say, what are you gonna do, arrest me?
ginger86
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the devil, she made me do it
Ghostreader
Active Ink Slinger
I'll take the blame for you sweet Gin
rbo
Active Ink Slinger
told you catnip was a bad idea, and don't blame Ginger, its not my fault she is faster than us.
ginger86
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you had to yell "free donuts" in front of the police station when we didn't have any.