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You and the person above you wake up handcuffed in a police car and what would you say?

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Ghostreader
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I told you not to walk past the police in your bikini
ginger86
Active Ink Slinger
it wasn't a bikini... it was bra and panties
Ghostreader
Active Ink Slinger
I told you not to get me drunk again
Guest
Lurker
I wish you'd take off those ridiculous ears...it's BATman, not CATman! Doh!
ginger86
Active Ink Slinger
why did you moon the sheriff?
Ghostreader
Active Ink Slinger
Why did you say hi to him
Guest
Lurker
Why are you balancing that wooden knob on your head?
meredith
Forum Facilitator
Explain what you just said?!? "Oh No! Not again."
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
Guest
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Quote by meredith
Explain what you just said?!? "Oh No! Not again."

Check out ghostreader's avatar 😉

When you said 'that ain't no militia' you may not have been spot on the money...
hayley
Active Ink Slinger
holy hell! .. a lion!
ginger86
Active Ink Slinger
third time this week, dam
Guest
Lurker
I told you that short-cut through the forest was a bad idea...
ginger86
Active Ink Slinger
oh yea, you thought it was a good idea too
Ghostreader
Active Ink Slinger
I told you not to pull on his tail
Lynara
Advanced Wordsmith
not my fault the cat did it
ginger86
Active Ink Slinger
awww lynara, you didn't have to get us arrested to get me in handcuffs
Guest
Lurker
Gee Ginger - did you have to show quite so much cleavage back there in the convent?

Hi sweetie!
ginger86
Active Ink Slinger
it wasn't because i showed cleavage, wasn't much to see. it was because you charged admission

hi norm
Guest
Lurker
I think the nuns felt cheated...that's why they set the cops on us!
Lynara
Advanced Wordsmith
the lion attacked me. I thought I had the right to defend myself sad

HI, NORM!!!!!!!!!
Guest
Lurker
Sorry, I got confused by the leather boots - thought they were antelope hide!

Hi Lynara!!!
Lynara
Advanced Wordsmith
riding lions is illegal?
ginger86
Active Ink Slinger
well, it was fun
Lynara
Advanced Wordsmith
I shouldn't have kissed you there...ahem
ginger86
Active Ink Slinger
awwww but it was well worth it
meredith
Forum Facilitator
I told you not to dance like that on the police cruiser's hood.
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
Lynara
Advanced Wordsmith
I'm just an innocent little girl. go after him
ginger86
Active Ink Slinger
hopefully they'll put us in the same jail cell
Guest
Lurker
How many more times, Ginger...not while Lynara is watching!

Hi gorgeous ladies!