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It could be worse: I've been handcuffed to real criminals before....
I don't recall being cuffed to you before!
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I don't recall being cuffed to you before!
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You and the person above you wake up handcuffed in a police car and what would you say?
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I don't recall being cuffed to you before!
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So... Did you make his "SOUL" rebellious also?
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No. Just never again.
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What just happen?
Lurker
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yoiu got me in trouble again,knocking on doors and running.
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I thought I was knocking heaven's door 
Lurker
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I told you the pizza place wouldn't think delivering 50 pizza's to the cemetery was funny.
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Well, that plan wasn't the simplicity you told me it was....
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I told you to leave the hive lone. But nooo you just have to have the honey
Lurker
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The exact same thing happened the LAST time I had a night on the town with you!
Never again, pal!
Never again, pal!
Lurker
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I told you wild camping in the public park was a bad idea!
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I keep telling you, officers do not think it's funny when you call 911 and yell 'send everyone' while playing a recording of gunfire.
Lurker
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I told you not to go in the court house while in session.
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So why did you show him your ginger roots for?
Lurker
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If you'd managed to get out of the string hammock quicker we might not be in this mess!
Lurker
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You waited to long a Ghostreader and we got caught again.
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You just had to moon them didn't you?
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
Lurker
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You said it would keep us out of jail..
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That you handle said you can handle him 
Lurker
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I told you not to cut down her rose bushes.
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I told you not to steal them in the first place 
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"Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner..."
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nah, i think it was probably that you were streaking down the street at 3 am wearing clown face and singing tip toe through the tulips 
Lurker
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When I said 'lets get connected', this isn't exactly what I had in mind...close, but not quite the idea!
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ShyBoy Thought we talked about you looking in ppl windows to watch there TV.. now look at us..
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How are we gonna explain this to our folks, huh?
