You and the person above you wake up handcuffed in a police car and what would you say?

15 Jul 2015

Quote by authorised1960

It could be worse: I've been handcuffed to real criminals before....

I don't recall being cuffed to you before!

15 Jul 2015

So... Did you make his "SOUL" rebellious also?

15 Jul 2015

No. Just never again.

15 Jul 2015

What just happen?

15 Jul 2015

yoiu got me in trouble again,knocking on doors and running.

16 Jul 2015

I thought I was knocking heaven's door icon_biggrin

17 Jul 2015

I told you the pizza place wouldn't think delivering 50 pizza's to the cemetery was funny.

17 Jul 2015

Well, that plan wasn't the simplicity you told me it was....

18 Jul 2015

I told you to leave the hive lone. But nooo you just have to have the honey

18 Jul 2015

The exact same thing happened the LAST time I had a night on the town with you!

Never again, pal!

18 Jul 2015

now just why are theses handcuffs fluffy and pink? dontknow

18 Jul 2015

I told you wild camping in the public park was a bad idea!

18 Jul 2015

I keep telling you, officers do not think it's funny when you call 911 and yell 'send everyone' while playing a recording of gunfire.

18 Jul 2015

I told you not to go in the court house while in session.

19 Jul 2015

i told you, bill clinton wasn't on the twenty dollar bill

19 Jul 2015

So why did you show him your ginger roots for?

19 Jul 2015

If you'd managed to get out of the string hammock quicker we might not be in this mess!

21 Jul 2015

You waited to long a Ghostreader and we got caught again.

21 Jul 2015

You just had to moon them didn't you?

You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan

22 Jul 2015

You said it would keep us out of jail..

22 Jul 2015

That you handle said you can handle him sad

23 Jul 2015

I told you not to cut down her rose bushes.

23 Jul 2015

I told you not to steal them in the first place angry7

24 Jul 2015

You had already cut them down.so we got arrested.

24 Jul 2015

"Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner..."

24 Jul 2015

nah, i think it was probably that you were streaking down the street at 3 am wearing clown face and singing tip toe through the tulips d'oh!

24 Jul 2015

When I said 'lets get connected', this isn't exactly what I had in mind...close, but not quite the idea!

24 Jul 2015

ShyBoy Thought we talked about you looking in ppl windows to watch there TV.. now look at us..

24 Jul 2015

How are we gonna explain this to our folks, huh?

24 Jul 2015

i'm just gonna tell them it was all your fault binky