i told you not to order the midget stripper jumping out of a cupcake
But i love cupcakes.....and Cubs!!
Stop eating their doughnuts and let's get our pants back on. Then maybe they'll let us go.
Son, it is time for a spanking.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there. Errrmmmm that's why we are here, Sir.
Asking is far less fun (but good to know)
No Poking the Police man!
I thought you would match my drunken escapades... oh you did
Oh darn, there you go again, abusing my hospitality!
Stop crying! We are going to jail. It will be an adventure!!
seems like everytime we get together this happens
Well this is another fine mess you've gotten us into!
I see you won't admit the truth.....you ARE wearing her pants after all!!
I did mention before that they are MY pants she's wearing!
But who is wearing them now and where is our driver? We've got important things to do!
I believe that nice police officer took them as evidence...
At least, that's what he told me!
Are we going to jail? I hope I don't have to wear orange
at least they put us in same cell
