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You and the person above you wake up handcuffed in a police car and what would you say?

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Lurker
Honestly officer, he told me he was a policeman...
Rookie Scribe
Why didn't you tell me kissing you was a felony?
Active Ink Slinger
I swear I only told her that she looks good in a bunny outfit sir, that's all

Lurker
HE stole all the kibble. Told me he was ONE TOUGH GUY!

Primus Omnium
Bueno! Vámonos, mija!!!
Lurker
Dónde iremos?

Lurker
I'll plead guilty but SugarBaby's way too sweet to be a criminal.
Active Ink Slinger
I swear Ma'am He was showing me how to do the sun dance so I can be sun dance kid of the wild west show
Active Ink Slinger
i told you not to sun dance in the nude
Active Ink Slinger
I told you not to wear your kitty outfit

Active Ink Slinger
Like I said, no one can turn invisable
Lurker
When he said 'Rob' when I met him, I thought it was an instruction, not his name!
Active Ink Slinger
Shaking my head.....there are no words....
Lurker
Oh, man!

I thought you'd learnt your lesson!
Active Ink Slinger
I ain't learnt nothing! I thought that guys name was Rob
Lurker
Looks at you....What did you do???
Active Ink Slinger
Dude, I told you not to drink that stuff.
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by gillianleeza
What did we drink and where are my pants?



you weren't wearing pants when i got here
Active Ink Slinger
Why are you wearing Gill's pants?
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Quote by adi_me
Why are you wearing Gill's pants?



not sure but why are you wearing mine....
Forum Facilitator
Thank goodness I still have my own pants.

Being in Gin's or Gill's pants would have sounded funny....
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
Active Ink Slinger
Thank goodness you are here! I don't even wear pants! I have been framed
Active Ink Slinger
hmmm so you were arrested for public nudity?
Active Ink Slinger
Oh, no! We promised each other to behave!
Active Ink Slinger
o.O Black hair? O.o I thought you said "Back there"
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Quote by gillianleeza
I know why Adi isn't wearing pants, but why are you wearing mine Ginger?



what did you think i meant when i said i wanted to get into your pants?
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Quote by Ghostreader
o.O Black hair? O.o I thought you said "Back there"



you're color blind i'm blonde
Lurker
All this talk of pants has left me panting!