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You and the person above you wake up handcuffed in a police car and what would you say?

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Honestly officer, he told me he was a policeman...
Why didn't you tell me kissing you was a felony?
I swear I only told her that she looks good in a bunny outfit sir, that's all

HE stole all the kibble. Told me he was ONE TOUGH GUY!

Bueno! Vámonos, mija!!!
Dónde iremos?

I'll plead guilty but SugarBaby's way too sweet to be a criminal.
I swear Ma'am He was showing me how to do the sun dance so I can be sun dance kid of the wild west show
i told you not to sun dance in the nude
I told you not to wear your kitty outfit

Like I said, no one can turn invisable
When he said 'Rob' when I met him, I thought it was an instruction, not his name!
Shaking my head.....there are no words....
Oh, man!

I thought you'd learnt your lesson!
I ain't learnt nothing! I thought that guys name was Rob
Looks at you....What did you do???
Dude, I told you not to drink that stuff.
Quote by gillianleeza
What did we drink and where are my pants?



you weren't wearing pants when i got here
Why are you wearing Gill's pants?
Quote by adi_me
Why are you wearing Gill's pants?



not sure but why are you wearing mine....
Thank goodness I still have my own pants.

Being in Gin's or Gill's pants would have sounded funny....
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
Thank goodness you are here! I don't even wear pants! I have been framed
hmmm so you were arrested for public nudity?
Oh, no! We promised each other to behave!
o.O Black hair? O.o I thought you said "Back there"
Quote by gillianleeza
I know why Adi isn't wearing pants, but why are you wearing mine Ginger?



what did you think i meant when i said i wanted to get into your pants?
Quote by Ghostreader
o.O Black hair? O.o I thought you said "Back there"



you're color blind i'm blonde
All this talk of pants has left me panting!