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You and the person above you wake up handcuffed in a police car and what would you say?

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For God's sake, stop scratching me.
This is the last time I'll give you the "Six Hunnit and Fiddy Dollars" you asked for......
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
Here we are because you gave me Fake dollars.. Happy now?
It's not my fault you believed the Monopoly money was real.
So Anna... What do you say about us do the Jail House Rock?
OK. Now let me get this straight: You and Miss Anna were handcuffed and doing "the Jail House Rock" and the next thing I know I am handcuffed to you too? I told them to handcuff me to ANNA INSTEAD....and now I am hooked up to a male ghost?!
Well... don't worry Anna. I'm gonna take the fall. You'll never have to worry about these two. So long as you don't reveal where we buried the bodies.
After this long night, we are finally alone.......
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
I said turn right!!!
Right right you said, it would be fun you said.
Not my fault you decide to wear the car ears. I told you the cats would think you are their queen.
I am the dragon/cat queen! What did you put in my drink?
That's the last time I bow before you Cat Goddess sad
Gee this police car is crowded. Unfortunately for all involved I know nothing of where bodies are buried, We all thought the monopoly money was real, and we had to enlist the dragon/cat queen's aid in overthrowing our penguin overlords. Makes total sense.
Check to see of the door is unlocked?
This might seem like an inopportune moment, but there's something important I want to ask you....
Okay, but i have no solid plans for getting out of here yet.
awwwwww matching cuffs.... so cute
Ok, turn on your cuteness so we can get a slap on the hand
Will you NEVER learn????
Next time let me do the driving.
Didn't see that coming huh.
Somehow being cuffed to you isn't as bad as I might have expected.

We should do this again sometime...
what is this? 10 times now? you are a bad influence young man
You hid our drugs where!?
Ok Mister where did you hide my catnip?
really officer? to the cat?
mmmmm nice bracelets
I'm sensing the police officer is not as amused by this situation as you appear to be...
we have to stop meeting like this