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You and the person above you wake up handcuffed in a police car and what would you say?

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Lurker
For God's sake, stop scratching me.
Forum Facilitator
This is the last time I'll give you the "Six Hunnit and Fiddy Dollars" you asked for......
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
Lurker
Here we are because you gave me Fake dollars.. Happy now?
Active Ink Slinger
It's not my fault you believed the Monopoly money was real.
Active Ink Slinger
So Anna... What do you say about us do the Jail House Rock?
Lurker
OK. Now let me get this straight: You and Miss Anna were handcuffed and doing "the Jail House Rock" and the next thing I know I am handcuffed to you too? I told them to handcuff me to ANNA INSTEAD....and now I am hooked up to a male ghost?!
Well... don't worry Anna. I'm gonna take the fall. You'll never have to worry about these two. So long as you don't reveal where we buried the bodies.
Forum Facilitator
After this long night, we are finally alone.......
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
Lurker
I said turn right!!!
Lurker
Not my fault you decide to wear the car ears. I told you the cats would think you are their queen.
I am the dragon/cat queen! What did you put in my drink?
Active Ink Slinger
That's the last time I bow before you Cat Goddess sad
Active Ink Slinger
Gee this police car is crowded. Unfortunately for all involved I know nothing of where bodies are buried, We all thought the monopoly money was real, and we had to enlist the dragon/cat queen's aid in overthrowing our penguin overlords. Makes total sense.
Lurker
This might seem like an inopportune moment, but there's something important I want to ask you....
Active Ink Slinger
Okay, but i have no solid plans for getting out of here yet.
Active Ink Slinger
awwwwww matching cuffs.... so cute
Active Ink Slinger
Ok, turn on your cuteness so we can get a slap on the hand
Lurker
Will you NEVER learn????
Lurker
Next time let me do the driving.
Lurker
Somehow being cuffed to you isn't as bad as I might have expected.

We should do this again sometime...
Active Ink Slinger
what is this? 10 times now? you are a bad influence young man
Active Ink Slinger
You hid our drugs where!?
Active Ink Slinger
Ok Mister where did you hide my catnip?
Advanced Wordsmith
really officer? to the cat?
Active Ink Slinger
mmmmm nice bracelets
Lurker
I'm sensing the police officer is not as amused by this situation as you appear to be...
Active Ink Slinger
we have to stop meeting like this