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You and the person above you wake up handcuffed in a police car and what would you say?

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Quote by Entangled_Fate
I told you not to



yeah, so why are you handcuffed to me then?
Active Ink Slinger
Why do you always have to be handcuffed to me for sweet Ginger? I'm to ugly to be in jail because of what you and Ms. Entangled Fate always do to me
Advanced Wordsmith
kisses GR's cheek and hugs him as I speak sweet nothings into Ginger's ear
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Well this is an awkward way to meet.
Lurker
Look, when I said "I've grown quite attached to you", this is not what I meant!"
Active Ink Slinger
dang it, i knew you were trouble
Active Ink Slinger
Best trouble I ever had.
Lurker
I still love you, no matter what...
Active Ink Slinger
you're always trouble
Lurker
I'm sorry. I have seen the error of my ways and I now embrace wholeheartedly the Cult of Ginger!

Will you now let me go... please?
What did I tell you, demanding Ginger's forgiveness was not going to work. Grovelling works, I told you to grovel.
Active Ink Slinger
I'm sorry Officer I was under Ms. Rebs spell and couldn't help it
Lurker
See, this is what happens when I go along with YOUR ideas...

I just knew we'd end up in trouble...
Active Ink Slinger
dang andy, just gonna have to quit partying with you.
Active Ink Slinger
I told you that your hugs would land me in jail
Active Ink Slinger
My god, i've no idea who you are. Must have been a great night!
Active Ink Slinger
might get better if they lock us in same cell
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Tell you what, let's just keep tonight between the two of us. Deal?
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
Lurker
I told you to stay in the car but no you had to go rogue and hit an undercover officer.
Quote by Entangled_Fate
I told you to stay in the car but no you had to go rogue and hit an undercover officer.


I would do that...
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Quote by Rebellious_Soul
Quote by Entangled_Fate
I told you to stay in the car but no you had to go rogue and hit an undercover officer.


I would do that...


Hehe becuase I know you would.qILihtetpDRpVGD5
Lurker
Nooooooo....dang double post
Active Ink Slinger
I swear officer, Ms. Rebs wasn't drinking and riding her broom stick, that was her evil twin of the west Or was it?
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I said no
Her courage was her crown and she wore it like a queen -Atticus
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So... who was it this time?