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arrested for failure produce an alliteration when requested by an officer of the law...
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What Outrageous Crime was The Person Above You Arrested For??
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He stopped to smell the roses.
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She planted roses for people
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Arrested for giving off her lovely smile that blind everyone whose driving :P
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Arrested because he was in the swing all day and didn't write.
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Arrested for leaving hairballs on my stories 
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And he is arrested again for the same thing.. swinging all day.
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Arrested for over-complicating things...
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Arrested for going undercover as a baby
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He was arrested because everyone that walked by he pulled over in his swing.
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Arrested for behaviour unbecoming of a person in charge of the animals at the petting zoo... (you KNOW what you did to that poor rabbit...
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Arrested for picking on Simmie when she's not feeling good
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Arrested for unsolicited solo public performances of the "Balcony Scene" from Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet without costume...
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Arrested for swimming in the kiddie pool
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arrested for being a peeping tom and watching "a little to closely" through bedroom windows
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Well..... I'll keep that comment to myself and whisper it to later on tonight when we have a coffee date Ms. Ginger -@
Ginger got arrested for making the kittys take a shower
Ginger got arrested for making the kittys take a shower
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TRUE STORY ... I recently came out of retirement and I'm now back to driving 18 wheeler. On this past Monday, I was "charged with the *crime* " of driving a vehicle with a flat tire by the state of Maryland. I was pulled aside at a weigh station and "charged with the crime" ... $140 fine.!!
Had to get someone to make a service call and install another tire before I could continue. AFTER got the blown tire off trailer, we found a small bolt stuck in the tread. HOW the heck was I supposed to be "responsible" for something like that?? I seriously doubt passenger cars are sited for that *crime*.
What really got next to me was officer's FIRST comment .... That's a $140 fine.... A simple warning and "out of service" order would have been sufficient as I would NOT knowingly driven further anyway!
MONEY HUNGRY (*)*&^&% ... get the truckers!
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Ghost arrested for chasing after Ginger's pussy!
Had to get someone to make a service call and install another tire before I could continue. AFTER got the blown tire off trailer, we found a small bolt stuck in the tread. HOW the heck was I supposed to be "responsible" for something like that?? I seriously doubt passenger cars are sited for that *crime*.
What really got next to me was officer's FIRST comment .... That's a $140 fine.... A simple warning and "out of service" order would have been sufficient as I would NOT knowingly driven further anyway!
MONEY HUNGRY (*)*&^&% ... get the truckers!
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Ghost arrested for chasing after Ginger's pussy!
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Arrested for driving a 18 wheeler with his wife at the wheel
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giving a cute little persian kitty a back massage on a bus without first asking if she wanted one.
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Arrested for stealing the sun, sunshine with her lovely smile
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Arrested for baking Georgia sweet potato pie then using a slice of it to coax a kiss out of her bestie.
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For teasing Ginger with a slice of Georgia sweet potato pie
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Arrested for an unprovoked visual assault of the senses of the male population with due care and attention.
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being a peeping tom "cat"
Shhhh
Don't tell anyone I'm your peeping tom "cat" Authorised got arrested for asking Ginger to change his diapers
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Arrested for inconsiderate flatulence in a public place.
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Arrested for being a lady killer
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arrested for just being evil!