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What Outrageous Crime was The Person Above You Arrested For??

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Arrested for being a Rebellious soul
Well fine, arrested for being a ghost!
Arrested for being rebellious and making fun of the ghost,..lol
Arrested for being a simplicity sweet
Arrested for hoarding all the catnip
Arrested for being Beautiful day and night
Arrested for reading something other than a text message in a ghostly manner!
Arrested for imitating a wild ferocious beast when in fact you are just a big ol' pussycat...
Arrested for being rude to thy Tiger of ALL times
Burnt the steaks.
Arrested for bringing the catnip
Breaking into an Italian restaurant and eating all the lasagne
Arrested for being to sweet for her own good
Arrested for inappropriate activity with a cauliflower, a sausage and a toy doll in a public place...
Arrested for taking a nap on the beach
Arrested for coughing up fur balls on the street
Arrested for being to sexy for her dragon scales :P
Arrested for not passing in a passing lane.
Arrested for being a paradox.
arrested for gross insensitivity to a damaged soul....
Arrested for burping a baby
Arrested for writing beautiful poems.
Arrested for flattery without a license.
Arrested for scaring the Big Bad Wolf
Bloody hell!

This same thing the LAST time a had an evening on the town with you...

Never again, pal!
streaking at the queens 100th birthday gala
Arrested for being a Gingerbread woman -@
arrested for pretending to be a crazy cat lady