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What Outrageous Crime was The Person Above You Arrested For??

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arrested for speaking her mind when it wasn't her turn to...
Arrested for holding a help sign
arrested for not wearing a shirt in town,
arrested for picking flowers off the courthouse lawn
Arrested for going sockless
arrested for stealing my socks
Arrested for being to sexy for her socks
Arrested for wearing "short pants" instead of turnouts.
Arrested for telling a policeman that he looked too cute in his uniform and could she please see him out of it...
Arrested for stealing Sugarbaby sugar
arrested for stealing sugarbaby's britches
Arrested for throwing Deer poop at tourists
Arrested for pretending to be ordinary..
Arrested for stealing Aries dreams with his dream catcher
arrested for getting high on catnip
Arrested for giving me so called catnip
Arrested for wanting said catnip
Arrested for not paying attention to whatever it was she was doing when she was arrested for not paying attention...
Arrested for being a gentleman and a saint
Arrested for being... well... for being a... bloody hell!

Just arrested for being, okay????
Arrested for thinking he is Peter Pan... and pinging the girls bra straps
Arrested for not taking her mask off in the bank.
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
arrested for improper military dress.
arressted for impersonating a princess
Arrested for being too cute!!
Arrested for being a snoopy
He was arrested for trying to bribe the cop that was trying to give him a ticket for dancing in the street.
Arrested for drinking a bottle of wine meant for the Queen of England
Because kungfu kitty beat everyone up.
arrested for beating up kungfu kitty and letting him know who's boss