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Once upon a clear dark night an elderly man with a wicked cat who ate all of his freshly caught shrimp in a most peculiar, yet satisfyingly white china bowl.

There were sounds outside his window as the wind turbine that spins came crashing down, scattering the crows. The sounds of wings, furious and flapping, came through the darkness.

And with that become clear that the old man's home was not a good place, not like before. He chose to ignore it for he already knew the reason: It was time warped. So, instead he joined the circus. There, he became an amazing acrobat who created an entertaining show for the elderly folk who ate watermelons and spit seeds into the offending crowd of onlookers.

Covered in seeds, the acrobat then promptly took his large knives and sliced a huge potato in dodecahedrons — took great care with each 12-sided shape before throwing his knives back to the sous-chef, who swore in six different languages whilst standing on a rotating toadstool, for this was ga ga land.

The knives landed one by one and pierced a cocoon, narrowly missing the butterfly's toenails, which caused its cocoon to pop. Wingless and flightless, the poor butterfly soon became prey to a large timid, lovelorn bat that befriended the only animal who ever showed any true courage to try something new. A duck billed platypus that was love struck and could not find his matching socks. Am I mad, or is it true that duck flew south by the flick of Willy Wonka's wrist that was covered with a yellow ribbon and a big red flag.
We don't know how much we don't know.
no the duck
Love colours our worlds in endless dimensions and unifies all aspects of our activities. Just as sunlight filters through clouds and causes the grasses to turn gold so everything is interlinked in our world.
was not sure
We don't know how much we don't know.
if he should
Love colours our worlds in endless dimensions and unifies all aspects of our activities. Just as sunlight filters through clouds and causes the grasses to turn gold so everything is interlinked in our world.
keep on going
We don't know how much we don't know.
or not. So,,,
he quacked instead
"No one knows when the final grain of sand will plummet through their own personal Hourglass." ~ CKAcres
"If you really want to make a difference, don't over think it, just do it..."
"Scars of life are deeply etched within the minds of curious old souls."
and then farted.
We don't know how much we don't know.
Something smells funny,
"No one knows when the final grain of sand will plummet through their own personal Hourglass." ~ CKAcres
"If you really want to make a difference, don't over think it, just do it..."
"Scars of life are deeply etched within the minds of curious old souls."
a smell so
Once upon a clear dark night an elderly man with a wicked cat who ate all of his freshly caught shrimp in a most peculiar, yet satisfyingly white china bowl.

There were sounds outside his window as the wind turbine that spins came crashing down, scattering the crows. The sounds of wings, furious and flapping, came through the darkness.

And with that become clear that the old man's home was not a good place, not like before. He chose to ignore it for he already knew the reason: It was time warped. So, instead he joined the circus. There, he became an amazing acrobat who created an entertaining show for the elderly folk who ate watermelons and spit seeds into the offending crowd of onlookers.

Covered in seeds, the acrobat then promptly took his large knives and sliced a huge potato in dodecahedrons — took great care with each 12-sided shape before throwing his knives back to the sous-chef, who swore in six different languages whilst standing on a rotating toadstool, for this was ga ga land.

The knives landed one by one and pierced a cocoon, narrowly missing the butterfly's toenails, which caused its cocoon to pop. Wingless and flightless, the poor butterfly soon became prey to a large timid, lovelorn bat that befriended the only animal who ever showed any true courage to try something new. A duck billed platypus that was love struck and could not find his matching socks. Am I mad, or is it true that duck flew south by the flick of Willy Wonka's wrist that was covered with a yellow ribbon and a big red flag. Now the duck was not sure if he should keep on going or not. So he quacked instead and then farted. Something smelss funny, a smell so bad that everyone
We don't know how much we don't know.
burst out laughing
Love colours our worlds in endless dimensions and unifies all aspects of our activities. Just as sunlight filters through clouds and causes the grasses to turn gold so everything is interlinked in our world.
who did that
"No one knows when the final grain of sand will plummet through their own personal Hourglass." ~ CKAcres
"If you really want to make a difference, don't over think it, just do it..."
"Scars of life are deeply etched within the minds of curious old souls."
That's the worst
We don't know how much we don't know.
experience i have
never really had?
But then the
We don't know how much we don't know.
situation was so
out of hand
"No one knows when the final grain of sand will plummet through their own personal Hourglass." ~ CKAcres
"If you really want to make a difference, don't over think it, just do it..."
"Scars of life are deeply etched within the minds of curious old souls."
it could be
others should maybe
"No one knows when the final grain of sand will plummet through their own personal Hourglass." ~ CKAcres
"If you really want to make a difference, don't over think it, just do it..."
"Scars of life are deeply etched within the minds of curious old souls."
give it a
try. So he
We don't know how much we don't know.
could laugh too,
"No one knows when the final grain of sand will plummet through their own personal Hourglass." ~ CKAcres
"If you really want to make a difference, don't over think it, just do it..."
"Scars of life are deeply etched within the minds of curious old souls."
he threw back
Love colours our worlds in endless dimensions and unifies all aspects of our activities. Just as sunlight filters through clouds and causes the grasses to turn gold so everything is interlinked in our world.
his head and
We don't know how much we don't know.
farted four times