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The Last Post

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Nox
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Shoots a rubber band at you.
Guest
Lurker
She ducked...that hurt!
Guest
Lurker
Still here though...😛
JWren
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Where's my drums?
TaliaRussell
Active Ink Slinger
No weapons of any kind allowed!
JWren
Active Ink Slinger
Can't find my drums! Okay, I'll practice this
Guest
Lurker
Ah, that's better
JWren
Active Ink Slinger
Ah-ha... found some drums and a friend to play along. This should secure the last posting prize


Guest
Lurker
Sorry, it says here in the small print 'NO drums, megaphones or whistling...'
JWren
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Look on here the updated rules allows entertainment
Guest
Lurker
'Entertainment: an activity giving pleasure or delight...' Sorry, you've failed to read paragraph 324, sub section 67a. Move along!
JWren
Active Ink Slinger
It's okay... my set lasts only 95 minutes before I take a break
Guest
Lurker
You'll be needing one of these then...
JWren
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Thanks for the offer but I have something far more comfortable...
TaliaRussell
Active Ink Slinger
And here, too (ref. End of the Line)
Guest
Lurker
Sleep well sweet lady, for I shall still be here when you wake up! Tee hee
JWren
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This is a nice quiet place to have my injured back massaged
Guest
Lurker
Stretcher bearers over here please! Casualty needs removing....
JWren
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Did I hear that Shyboy called for a stretcher and has been carted off? Still, everything appears to be under control...
Guest
Lurker
No, no! you've got it all wrong!
JWren
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Can't find anything in the newspaper about what happened here...must have been a false alarm
Guest
Lurker
While you investigate your false alarm I'll claim the last post, okay?
JWren
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Which is the way to the end of the line, please?
JWren
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Sorry (hic) all rum and caaaake (hic) gone. Cheeeeese (hic) and a drop of wine left